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#801:Aliens did not create the problems of Planet Earth. We did! It is unreasonable to expect aliens to solve our problems for us.
— Fri Jun 26 2009 02:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#802:People see in Area 51 what they want to see. The stories from here tell you more about the people doing the observing than about the base.
— Fri Jun 26 2009 02:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#803:Twitter taught me brevity.
— Fri Jun 26 2009 03:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#804:Every new technology creates new diseases and breeds new parasites feeding off it.
— Fri Jun 26 2009 03:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#805:It's hard to find a lawyer who can "think outside the box," because the law, by definition, is totally inside the box.
— Fri Jun 26 2009 04:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#806:"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." - W. Churchill, via @JaeJamPro
— Fri Jun 26 2009 06:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#807:For every acquisition of an object or obligation, there must be a corresponding "dequisition" of an existing burden.
— Fri Jun 26 2009 11:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#808:It is possible to prove that something exists but impossible to prove that it doesn't exist.
— Fri Jun 26 2009 12:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#809:We can know what 99% of the buildings are for at Area 51, but as long as 1% remains unknown, the imagination can fill in whatever it wants.
— Fri Jun 26 2009 12:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#810:Good news from Dennys™ in Cedar City, Utah: The donut is now obsolete, thanks to the invention of Pancake Puppies™.
— Fri Jun 26 2009 12:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#811:Area 51 is a testing facility for secret aircraft and weapons systems that would be of little interest to the average person if he saw them.
— Fri Jun 26 2009 12:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#812:I'm now accessible on Facebook™ via the simplified address: http://www.facebook.com/KilroyCafe
— Fri Jun 26 2009 13:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#813:"Pleasure may come from illusion, but happiness can come only of reality." - Chamfort via @linkibol
— Fri Jun 26 2009 13:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#814:Someone can be "smart" and "talented" but that's only part of the story. The rest is how they are emotionally invested.
— Fri Jun 26 2009 14:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#815:You have two options in life: grow or die.
— Sat Jun 27 2009 12:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#816:It feels good to be respected by others but only when you're respected for who you really are, not who you pretend to be.
— Sat Jun 27 2009 12:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#817:A hot tub is symbolic of the things you don't need in life: a huge maintenance burden that doesn't give you the pleasure you think it will.
— Sat Jun 27 2009 13:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#818:Wherever there's a "Public-Private Partnership" you can be sure "Public" is getting the raw end of the deal.
— Sat Jun 27 2009 13:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#819:"The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off." - Gloria Steinem
— Sat Jun 27 2009 14:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#820:When Satan comes to Earth, he usually appears as a man of God.
— Sat Jun 27 2009 15:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#821:After 3 days on an expense account (free food) all food is reprehensible to me. Just want a nice roll and a glass of water.
— Sun Jun 28 2009 13:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#822:I'd be happy enough with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. (I'll skip the liver, thanks.)
— Sun Jun 28 2009 13:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#823:Billy Mays dead!!! But wait, there's more! Act now and get NO MORE BILLY MAYS INFOMERCIALS! Operators are standing by.
— Sun Jun 28 2009 19:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#824:New photos from an "Area 51" TV shoot for an upcoming History Channel show http://bit.ly/k0Zas - In Nevada and Utah.
— Mon Jun 29 2009 02:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#825:At last, something as big as the National Debt: the number of zebra mussels in Lake Mead: http://bit.ly/BUJHn - 3+ trillion in two years!
— Mon Jun 29 2009 02:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#826:NY Times: "The Resilience of Modern Marriage" http://bit.ly/8cM4b - A tribute to the strength (or insanity) of human pair bonding.
— Mon Jun 29 2009 02:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#827:The ego is usually biggest in those who least deserve to have it.
— Mon Jun 29 2009 03:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#828:Life is like riding a roller coaster backwards. You see a "trend" behind you but not the dips and turns that will mess it up.
- #existentialism — Mon Jun 29 2009 09:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#829:"Seven Years in Tibet" (the book) taught me much about how to survive and thrive under difficult circumstances.
— Mon Jun 29 2009 09:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#830:The Onion: "King of Pop Dead at 12" http://bit.ly/OwQNz - Exactly! He never advanced beyond 12!
— Mon Jun 29 2009 20:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#831:It's really pathetic when southern European women try to turn blonde. It becomes a "muddy blonde" that just doesn't work.
— Tue Jun 30 2009 07:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#832:Suicide requires that you take life without humor or forgiveness. Lighten up, dude!
— Tue Jun 30 2009 07:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#833:Family: a shared delusional system by which dysfunction is passed from one generation to the next.
— Tue Jun 30 2009 07:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#834:I am sitting in a park in Lisbon, greatly enjoying my Refrigerante Aromatizado Gasificado com Açúcares e Edulcorantes.
— Tue Jun 30 2009 13:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#835:Here are my first photos from LISBON, PORTUGAL http://bit.ly/Ju571 - Just arrived.
— Wed Jul 01 2009 07:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#836:Some of my best photos from the past four years are found in GLENN'S BEST TOURIST PHOTOS http://bit.ly/olj30 - Now combined in one album.
— Wed Jul 01 2009 10:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#837:NY Times on firefly mating "Blink Twice if you Like Me" http://bit.ly/o2fbz - Mating rife with deception and posturing - as always!
— Wed Jul 01 2009 10:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#838:The Holy Grail of commerce is to take something that costs pennies and sell it for dollars. Examples: Perfume, soft drinks, fashion.
— Wed Jul 01 2009 16:30 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#839:The products that are most advertised are usually the ones you least need.
— Wed Jul 01 2009 16:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#840:The products that are most advertised are usually the one with the highest profit margins, thus supporting huge marketing budgets.
— Wed Jul 01 2009 16:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#841:Lying in advertising is illegal, but "puffery" is not - that is, making distorted claims that are not technically lies.
— Wed Jul 01 2009 16:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#842:Everywhere you go in Europe, the Beatles are playing. They're as big now as they were in the 1960s!
— Wed Jul 01 2009 19:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#843:Q: What two U.S. states have never had temperatures above 100 degrees F? A: Alaska and HAWAII!
— Wed Jul 01 2009 21:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#844:Here is a guided tour of my hostel in LISBON, PORTUGAL: http://bit.ly/L00hX - The ideal of what a hostel should be!
— Thu Jul 02 2009 09:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#845:There's a fine line between the people who fight fires and those who set them. Local Las Vegas news story: http://bit.ly/kbjhK
— Thu Jul 02 2009 10:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#846:The people who are most imprisoned are often those at the top: the rich, famous and powerful. Their freedom to change can be limited.
— Thu Jul 02 2009 10:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#847:Money is a cruel and stupid master but it gives society structure. It lends people purpose when they might otherwise have none.
— Thu Jul 02 2009 14:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#848:Without passing judgment in ones religious beliefs, keeping Kosher (or Halal or vegan) seems like a major pain in the butt.
— Fri Jul 03 2009 07:30 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#849:"entrenchment" : the state of being trapped in established patterns that cannot easily be changed.
— Fri Jul 03 2009 19:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#850:Fourth of July - You know what that means! It's almost time for Back-to-School Savings!
— Sat Jul 04 2009 00:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#851:The inevitable effect of everyone having car alarms is that no one pays any attention when they go off.
— Sat Jul 04 2009 08:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#852:Michael Jackson, Billy Mays and now Sarah Palin. Another tragic loss for popular culture.
— Sat Jul 04 2009 08:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#853:Liberace's flamboyance is an example of "stressed creativity" - a desperate attempt to be unique and make a mark.
— Sat Jul 04 2009 08:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#854:In the human world, there's tragedy everywhere you look - if you care to look!
— Sat Jul 04 2009 12:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#855:In honor of the 4th of July, I'm having myself a Piggly Wiggly Breakfast! Photos: http://bit.ly/13Toax + http://bit.ly/UKsNI
— Sat Jul 04 2009 13:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#856:Motorcycles should be called "insanemobiles". You got to be crazy to endure the discomfort and risk of riding them.
— Sat Jul 04 2009 14:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#857:Everyone in America has their ethnic heritage, but for most it doesn't consist of more than dressing up in costumes once a year.
— Sat Jul 04 2009 18:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#858:In the Eastern USA, all open land has to be mowed; otherwise it rapidly turns into forest again.
— Sat Jul 04 2009 18:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#859:A vacation home is a prison. If you own one, you have to go there.
— Sat Jul 04 2009 22:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#860:Judging from what you read in tourist brochures, there must be about 10,000 Seven Wonders of the World.
— Sat Jul 04 2009 22:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#861:Art without a function in real life is merely egotism.
— Sun Jul 05 2009 09:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#862:To protect people from each other, you must have law, but then you have to protect people from the people enforcing the law.
— Sun Jul 05 2009 09:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#863:The law, due to its human origins and human enforcement, will always be a royal screw-up.
— Sun Jul 05 2009 09:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#864:"Doing the right thing" very often turns out to be the wrong thing. If it defies logic, it could be a setup for disaster.
— Sun Jul 05 2009 09:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#865:"My favorite 4th is still the one when we declared our independence from the tyrannical monotony of annual fireworks displays." @Moltz
— Sun Jul 05 2009 09:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#866:The "reasons" people cite for their choices are usually false. They are invented after the decision has already been made.
— Sun Jul 05 2009 10:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#867:Never underestimate the destructive power of money - how having too much of it can destroy your foundations.
— Sun Jul 05 2009 11:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#868:All that really matters in music is the sound that comes into your ears. Everything else is musical bullshit.
— Sun Jul 05 2009 11:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#869:If you could survey people who have experienced sudden wealth and visit them again 20 years later, the results would not be happy.
— Sun Jul 05 2009 12:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#870:Never trust Mapquest or Google Maps to tell you where to go in rural areas. They often ignore local roads that get you there faster.
— Sun Jul 05 2009 15:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#871:The struggle of "Individual vs. Society" includes conflict within the family and couple. There's tyranny there, too!
— Sun Jul 05 2009 15:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#872:And so the evil men pillaged and plundered, and with their ill-gotten gains they built great universities like Yale, Harvard and Princeton.
— Sun Jul 05 2009 20:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#873:Why does growth essentially stop for most people once they reach adulthood? They get trapped in their own investments.
— Sun Jul 05 2009 20:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#874:Glenn Campbell: Continuous creativity built on a solid base of trauma.
— Mon Jul 06 2009 06:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#875:The biggest barrier to Michael Jackson's success was MJ. Now that he's out of the way, the profits will roll! LA Times: http://bit.ly/ACJCq
— Mon Jul 06 2009 09:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#876:My new photos from LUMBEE HOMECOMING, a Native American festival held in North Carolina on July 4: http://bit.ly/2RY8fi
— Mon Jul 06 2009 11:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#877:I drive 1000s of miles a month and hardly ever listen to the radio. I got thoughts to think and radio is merely a distraction.
— Mon Jul 06 2009 19:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#878:Whole Foods knows the recipe for profit: You put "organic" or "natural" on something and the suckers will pay twice as much.
— Mon Jul 06 2009 22:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#879:Whole Foods sells adjectives: "stone ground", "spring fed", "organic", "free range", etc., and people will pay big money for those words.
— Mon Jul 06 2009 23:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#880:My new photo album from SINTRA, PORTUGAL, a medieval tourist town about an hour from Lisbon: http://bit.ly/jjNEh
— Tue Jul 07 2009 01:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#881:If you're a budget Norteamericano visiting Europe, check out http://EasyJet.com and http://RyanAir.com - Makes cheap travel so much easier!
— Tue Jul 07 2009 12:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#882:I have just released a new "Homeless by Choice" blog entry, THE SCOURGE OF HUMIDITY: http://bit.ly/3wn7s8 - Life is easier in the dry!
— Tue Jul 07 2009 14:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#883:LA Times: Life inside the Irvine bubble http://bit.ly/4uB9vK - Low crime, but totally isolated from the real world.
— Tue Jul 07 2009 14:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#884:"Self-Proclaimed Prophet Blames God" for sex charges (Las Vegas) http://bit.ly/10sBmQ - Just your run-of-the-mill neighborhood cult leader.
— Tue Jul 07 2009 17:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#885:Highway rest areas on I-84 in Connecticut are marked "NO LOITERING". What else can you do at a rest area?! My photo: http://bit.ly/LnFln
— Tue Jul 07 2009 21:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#886:Missed the Michael Jackson extravaganza. Do you think it will be repeated? This guy's star is rising. Look out Elvis!
— Wed Jul 08 2009 09:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#887:The principle risk of marriage, in the long term, is that it allows one party to avoid taking responsibility for themselves.
— Wed Jul 08 2009 09:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#888:The easy way to deal with Sarah Palin is give her her own TV talk show. She'll be happy, out of politics and those who want to tune in, can.
— Wed Jul 08 2009 10:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#889:Massachusetts pronunciation guide: Harvard Square=Hahvud Skweya, Somerville=Summavul, Bedford=Bedfud, car=cah, farmer's market=fahmaz mahkit
— Wed Jul 08 2009 13:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#890:Houston: "Deep in the heart of the armpit of Texas."
— Thu Jul 09 2009 08:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#891:Sleep apnea: If you sleep on your back, your tongue can fall back in your throat and cut off your air. Try another position!
— Thu Jul 09 2009 08:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#892:Let's look into reopening Neverland! It could be the new Graceland, the new Liberace Museum. The sky's the limit!
— Thu Jul 09 2009 09:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#893:Rolling moss collects no stones!
— Thu Jul 09 2009 11:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#894:My favorite term from the Bush years: "moral clarity". Such a thing does not exist in the real world.
— Thu Jul 09 2009 14:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#895:In fundamentalist religion, what is billed as "trust in God" is really just trust in the word of other people.
— Thu Jul 09 2009 15:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#896:Pop singers are seen as our spiritual and philosophical leaders, even if their only skill is singing someone else's words.
— Thu Jul 09 2009 15:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#897:Michael, Elvis, Whitney, Britney, Madonna - they must be deep and wise because their songs are good. Get real!
— Thu Jul 09 2009 15:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#898:My new photos from SOUTH OF THE BORDER, a tourist trap on I-95 at the NC/SC state line: http://bit.ly/JEHl4 - Si, Senor!
— Fri Jul 10 2009 02:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#899:The space requirements of Americans are obscene. You don't need 2000 sq feet to live in. You can be comfortable in 100 sq feet with WiFi.
— Fri Jul 10 2009 10:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#900:The bigger the home, the better the prison.
— Fri Jul 10 2009 10:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar

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