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#1101:You don't want a flabby immune system, do you? Give it some exercise: Revel in dirt!
— Sun Aug 09 2009 14:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1102:California is a case study in dysfunctional democracy. Even the worst legislators are better than the people voting for laws themselves.
— Sun Aug 09 2009 20:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1103:The difference between studying history and living it is that when you live it you don't know how it will turn out.
— Mon Aug 10 2009 04:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1104:Let's have a moment of silence for the thousands of Americans who gave their lives for our entertainment.
— Mon Aug 10 2009 10:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1105:I'm still angry about how the actors in Gilligan's Island and other shows I once watched never made a cent for re-runs.
- #entertainment — Mon Aug 10 2009 10:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1106:I am protesting Frito Lay's human rights policies in [insert location here]. Those are blood chips!
— Mon Aug 10 2009 12:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1107:UFO evidence that seems clear at the beginning turns muddy upon closer examination. Damn humans keep getting in the way!
— Mon Aug 10 2009 12:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1108:Traveling light requires some real-world experience. You need to learn what you need and what you don't.
— Mon Aug 10 2009 13:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1109:This I guarantee: There are no vampires in Gilroy, California!
— Mon Aug 10 2009 16:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1110:Don't ask me to explain the human male. I'm a member by gender but not by culture.
— Mon Aug 10 2009 21:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1111:I've taken a lot of airline flights, but the times I've sat beside someone lively and interesting have been rare. There aren't many!
— Tue Aug 11 2009 00:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1112:"Pride goeth before a fall. I mean, for you *regular* people." RT @aedison
— Tue Aug 11 2009 03:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1113:Tattoos, piercings and extreme fashion are desperate attempts to make oneself seem unique without any actual accomplishment.
— Tue Aug 11 2009 16:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1114:No matter how you dress sex up -- with toys, fetishes, new positions, new preferences -- it is still just sex.
— Tue Aug 11 2009 16:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1115:My new blog entry: "Packratting" http://bit.ly/199B0h - The obsessive collection of objects of little or no practical value.
- #homeless — Tue Aug 11 2009 23:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1116:The world is full of "gonna doers" with big plans. To set yourself apart, you should "actually do" without a lot of fanfare.
— Wed Aug 12 2009 03:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1117:You don't need a hotel in Las Vegas! With a car, an air mattress and a sleeping bag, you can sleep in the open desert. Best sleep ever!
— Wed Aug 12 2009 03:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1118:"Really? You'd hammer in the morning, the evening, and all over this land? I see why no one will give you a hammer!" -- MRT @timcarvell
— Wed Aug 12 2009 14:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1119:New blog entry "Free Lodging in Las Vegas!" http://bit.ly/6G9Rk - Camp in the open desert!
— Wed Aug 12 2009 19:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1120:LA Times: "Tough Times in the Porn Industry" http://bit.ly/1j7igZ - The glory days are over, thanks to the internet.
— Thu Aug 13 2009 01:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1121:Monetary wealth should not be measured by income but by remaining income after commitments.
— Thu Aug 13 2009 04:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1122:The two-parent family may still be the norm, but consistent parenting between them is rare.
— Thu Aug 13 2009 12:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1123:Ah, milk! A beverage with actual nutritional value. If it's enough to sustain a calf, it's good enough for me!
— Thu Aug 13 2009 12:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1124:I'm a "Reformed Luddite" -- one who eschews modern technology that isn't overwhelmingly useful. Computers: yes. TV, indoor plumbing: no.
— Thu Aug 13 2009 12:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1125:What men want, I conclude from internet porn, is straight sex. No foreplay, no relationship, just pure insemination of anything pretty.
— Thu Aug 13 2009 13:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1126:Anyone who has suffered all their life may not be able to digest good fortune. They may require self-imposed misery to remain balanced.
- #existentialism — Thu Aug 13 2009 13:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1127:Each individual has the right and responsibility to regulate his own economy -- meaning his relations with the outside world.
— Thu Aug 13 2009 14:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1128:Relationships are damaging when they disrupt an individual's direct negotiation with outside reality.
— Thu Aug 13 2009 14:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1129:Without eternal vigilance, "protection" and "security" can easily devolve into dysfunction and imprisonment.
— Thu Aug 13 2009 14:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1130:Whenever possible, responsibilities should be pushed back on the person who owns them.
— Thu Aug 13 2009 14:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1131:So what do you think: Do Bill and Hillary have a functional relationship or a dysfunctional one? I say, "Whatever works for them."
— Thu Aug 13 2009 14:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1132:My Twitter feed is used for: 1) Timeless words of wisdom; 2) Interesting news articles and websites; 3) Announcement of my own new content.
— Thu Aug 13 2009 14:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1133:My Facebook page is used for: 1) Where I am/what I'm doing; 2) Announcement of new content; 3) Assembly of photo albums; 4) Faves & lists.
— Thu Aug 13 2009 14:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1134:My Facebook FAN page is used only for: 1) Announcement of new content; 2) Anything (relevant) my fans choose to post. http://bit.ly/1jBsF6
— Thu Aug 13 2009 16:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1135:This application supposedly backs up your Facebook account (except Wall). Haven't tried it yet, but looks useful. http://socialsafe.net
— Thu Aug 13 2009 19:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1136:[Duplicate tweet deleted.] — Thu Aug 13 2009 19:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1137:This Twitter backup service is useful: http://BackupMyTweets.com - I use it to get an HTML file that I manipulate on my own website.
— Thu Aug 13 2009 20:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1138:I have written my own software to archive and search my past tweets in interesting ways. http://www.kilroycafe.com/twitter/
— Fri Aug 14 2009 01:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1139:Who needs local TV news? You could randomly rerun past stories (crimes, car crashes, etc) and most viewers would never know!
— Fri Aug 14 2009 01:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1140:Sadly, the concept of "nude" is usually more exciting in theory than in reality.
— Fri Aug 14 2009 04:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1141:In food, sex and all other passions, the greatest pleasure is in the first bite. It is a moment that can never be regained.
— Fri Aug 14 2009 04:30 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1142:You can praise the "common man" in the abstract, but in most cases you wouldn't want to be trapped in the same room with him.
— Fri Aug 14 2009 04:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1143:[Duplicate tweet deleted.] — Fri Aug 14 2009 05:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1144:The lowest excuse for ones behavior is, "I obeyed the law."
— Fri Aug 14 2009 13:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1145:The most common error in law is confusing "may" and "shall". Just because the law CAN be used for some doesn't MUST it must be.
- NOTE: This tweet was replaced by a new one. — Fri Aug 14 2009 13:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1146:Implied in every law is "may" -- that is, the option not to enforce it. Without this "implied may" our legal system would collapse.
— Fri Aug 14 2009 13:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1147:When the law says "shall" where "may" works better, sometimes you got to say, "Fuck it! Let 'em come after me!" and go with "may".
— Fri Aug 14 2009 13:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1148:The greatest sickness of prosecutors is to insist that if they CAN do something under the law, they MUST do it. They deny their discretion.
— Fri Aug 14 2009 13:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1149:True humanity lies in skirting the law. You don't openly defy it but subtly evade it to reach a morally acceptable conclusion.
— Fri Aug 14 2009 13:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1150:In law schools, I would add a required course: "Evasion of Law." It would teach how to skirt the law to achieve the best human outcome.
— Fri Aug 14 2009 14:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1151:[Duplicate tweet deleted.] — Fri Aug 14 2009 14:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1152:No one knows how the Google search engine works - how it ranks pages, detects spam, etc. As in war, such info must always be kept secret.
— Fri Aug 14 2009 14:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1153:The internet has "democratized" porn, made it accessible to children but also diluted its destructive power. Now kids say, "So what?"
— Fri Aug 14 2009 15:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1154:Flooding the internet with porn is like legalizing drugs. It's still not healthy but it cuts out the criminal middle man.
- #law — Fri Aug 14 2009 15:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1155:The most common error in law is confusing "may" and "shall". Just because the law CAN be used for something doesn't MUST it must be.
— Fri Aug 14 2009 16:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1156:I've just been followed by @Sex_Cams_, obviously impressed by my philosophy. I won't block her but will see how long she lasts.
— Fri Aug 14 2009 16:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1157:Most of my website programming is done in Perl, a fast and easy language available on most Unix-based servers. My host: http://pair.com
— Fri Aug 14 2009 17:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1158:Life can be described as "negotiation with reality". You arrive on this planet with a set of needs and start bargaining to fill them.
- #existentialism — Fri Aug 14 2009 22:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1159:If you're obsessive, it's easy enough to avoid stepping on cracks on the sidewalk, but when you come to a brick walkway you're screwed!
— Fri Aug 14 2009 23:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1160:My list of Best Existential Films: http://bit.ly/RFrU9 (Sept. 08)
— Sat Aug 15 2009 00:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1161:Wal-Mart, like the Roman Empire, is learned to assimilate local cultures rather than simply conquering them. WSJ: http://bit.ly/JZ942
— Sat Aug 15 2009 00:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1162:In any art, there is real creativity and fake creativity -- which is mimicking the sound and fury of creativity without saying anything.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 02:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1163:Any art that doesn't teach you something about life isn't really art but noise and isn't worth the effort to take in.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 02:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1164:Real artists are rare. They are far outnumbered by pseudo-artists who know a medium but have nothing to say in it.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 03:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1165:The most difficult people on the planet are those who feel they must obey every rule under every circumstance.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 03:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1166:Over and over in life you run into the same problem: not enough time! Success is usually a matter of time management.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 04:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1167:To you TV watchers: How can you let so much of your life slip away?
— Sat Aug 15 2009 04:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1168:Consciousness is a mystery, but it is no mystery that it's finite. You can't keep subdividing it and get the same quality from it.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 09:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1169:Materialism is when you describe your identity in terms of the products you have acquired. You value yourself by object acquisition.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 10:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1170:Most of the value of flying First Class, to those who do, is being able to say that you flew First Class.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 10:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1171:Materialism is when you describe your identity in terms of the products you have acquired. You value yourself by object attachment.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 10:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1172:Materialistic people are willing to endure great inconvenience for the appearance of luxury.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 10:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1173:People are so desperate to be unique that they'll fake it any way they can. They'll try to buy it, join it or tattoo it on their skin.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 10:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1174:In defiance of library rules, I take off my shoes, hide them under the desk and compute in my socks alone.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 10:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1175:Young people in love think they have things all worked out, but time will teach them otherwise.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 10:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1176:It is remarkable how quickly the magic of love can slip away and you're stuck in the endless grind of paying bills and fulfilling promises.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 11:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1177:To keep your love alive, you have to keep things light and uncommitted. No promises, no material commitments. Just enjoy the moment.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 11:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1178:You can't prove love by killing free will.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 11:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1179:The best creative position is the blank slate -- no demands, no commitments. You should get back there whenever you can!
— Sat Aug 15 2009 15:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1180:Why must people be referred to as "persons" on transit signs? ("Yield this seat to elderly persons.") It seems dehumanizing.
- #linguistics — Sat Aug 15 2009 15:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1181:Some new photos from my visit to Frankfurt, Germany in May: http://bit.ly/orur2
— Sat Aug 15 2009 22:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1182:I don't normally pick up hitchhikers, but these two looked young and harmless. PHOTO: http://bit.ly/RFDkQ
— Sat Aug 15 2009 22:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1183:Glenn Campbell is an ethereal being maintaining a physical presence on Earth only to... http://bit.ly/8jSEI #fb (Facebook Status Update)
— Sat Aug 15 2009 22:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1184:My assembled wisdom on Love and Romance: http://bit.ly/3Rkx97 (from my Twitter archive)
— Sat Aug 15 2009 22:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1185:My assembled wisdom on Law: http://bit.ly/yiJyg (from my Twitter archive)
— Sat Aug 15 2009 22:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1186:Traveling the West, the most visible recent change are the huge windmills everywhere. NY Times hints at size: http://bit.ly/1C9at (7/22)
— Sun Aug 16 2009 00:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1187:My new photos from BEATLES concert in Athens, Greece http://bit.ly/1ryEj (or at least a concert of Beatles music)
— Sun Aug 16 2009 01:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1188:Southern California has only two seasons: fire season and flood season.
- #places — Sun Aug 16 2009 04:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1189:"Eat like a horse" makes no sense, because horses eat only hay. Likewise, "sweat like a pig" since pigs don't sweat!
— Sun Aug 16 2009 04:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1190:Those who make the humor can be some of the saddest people on Earth.
— Sun Aug 16 2009 04:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1191:People who have lived all their lives under the protection of a stable system are dull, boring and have little to say.
— Sun Aug 16 2009 12:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1192:The release party is where people with an obvious bias gather together to tell you how simply MARVELOUS your work is.
— Sun Aug 16 2009 14:30 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1193:Promotion can initially get an artistic product noticed, but only quality can make it last.
- #creativity — Sun Aug 16 2009 14:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1194:"Quality" is how well a product actually accomplishes, over a period of time, what it presents itself as doing.
- #creativity — Sun Aug 16 2009 14:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1195:"It's all about the music, man!" Yes, the internal quality of the art. It's amazing how few "artists" have figured that out.
— Sun Aug 16 2009 14:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1196:Good songs are 3 minutes long. Longer, and they sound repetitive. Shorter, and the listener feels cheated.
— Sun Aug 16 2009 15:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1197:Art, in the real world, is the realm of narcissists, most of whom can't see beyond their own needs to the needs of the art itself.
— Sun Aug 16 2009 15:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1198:It is the nature of youth to experiment with excess. If it doesn't kill them, they'll learn moderation.
— Sun Aug 16 2009 15:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1199:Wildlife photography is so much easier when the wildlife stands still for you. My photos: http://bit.ly/WwM7I (Denver Nat. History Museum)
— Sun Aug 16 2009 17:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1200:Wow! A whole website on sleeping in airports: http://sleepinginairports.com - Also see my own article on the subject: http://bit.ly/X5wQf
— Sun Aug 16 2009 19:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar

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