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#1401:Among the animals, our closest relative is really the dog. We are eager to please, loyal to a fault and willing to follow others anywhere.
— Sat Sep 05 2009 10:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1402:If psychic phenomena are real, it is clear they are an unreliable tool for interacting with the world.
— Sat Sep 05 2009 11:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1403:The biggest cosmic joke of all would be that there is a God but He doesn't give a shit about you.
— Sat Sep 05 2009 11:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1404:The connundrum of romance is that once you are committed to someone, you're also imprisoned with them.
— Sat Sep 05 2009 15:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1405:Wisdom overheard in Bar Harbor: "Eating take so much time. We could see a lot more if only we didn't spend so much time eating."
— Sat Sep 05 2009 16:23 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1406:A "craft fair" should never be mispronounced "crap fair," but I keep doing it. Look at all this crap! Future garage sale material.
— Sat Sep 05 2009 17:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1407:My new philosophy essay: "The Shamanism of Luxury" http://bit.ly/jv0Tg (Kilroy Cafe #52)
— Sat Sep 05 2009 21:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1408:Wisdom overheard from tourists: "Eating takes so much time. We could see a lot more if we didn't spend so much time eating."
— Sat Sep 05 2009 22:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1409:Art is a medium for a message. If you don't have a message, you have vanity, not art.
— Mon Sep 07 2009 00:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1410:Art is a medium for a message. If you don't have a message, all you have vanity, not art.
— Mon Sep 07 2009 01:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1411:Creative writing classes are a fraud. You can't teach creativity. Either you figure it out on your own and do it, or you don't.
— Mon Sep 07 2009 01:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1412:An adorable little puppy is just the Trojan Horse for an expensive 10-year burden.
— Mon Sep 07 2009 09:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1413:Being good looking tends to stunt your growth.
— Mon Sep 07 2009 10:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1414:LA Times: "Vegas dreamers go all in" http://bit.ly/GmTQf - The city of bright lights is now the city of broken dreams.
— Tue Sep 08 2009 00:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1415:LA Times: "Borderline personality disorder grows as healthcare concern" http://bit.ly/a7flG - Almost 6% of the US population!
— Tue Sep 08 2009 00:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1416:In Borderline disorder, the most effective treatment is the patient directly experiencing the consequences of her own actions.
— Tue Sep 08 2009 09:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1417:NY Times: "In Taming Dogs, Humans May Have Sought a Meal " http://bit.ly/3M4Q35 - Dogs are the animal most entwined with us.
— Tue Sep 08 2009 11:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1418:NY Times: "Birth Order: Fun to Debate, but How Important? " http://bit.ly/Odgs4
— Tue Sep 08 2009 12:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1419:Obama to students: "Every single one of you has something you're good at... You have a responsibility to yourself to discover what that is."
— Wed Sep 09 2009 10:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1420:Carbonation corrodes teeth, more so than sugar. If you bathe your teeth in soda every day--even diet--you will eventually start losing them.
— Wed Sep 09 2009 17:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1421:The world is full of crap because crap has a higher profit margin than things you really need.
— Wed Sep 09 2009 18:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1422:This past Labor Day weekend, I stayed on my own private island in Maine for $15/day. My report: http://bit.ly/1553ad
— Wed Sep 09 2009 22:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1423:My dental hygienist: "When I was single I had plenty of money, but now I'm married, two incomes, but no money. What happened?"
— Thu Sep 10 2009 01:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1424:"Two can live cheaply as one" is a fallacy. When you marry, costs tend to increase due to bureaucratic inefficiency.
— Thu Sep 10 2009 01:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1425:Anyone can play "Guitar Hero". Almost no one can write decent songs that others want to sing.
— Thu Sep 10 2009 09:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1426:"Conspicuous meditation" is when you publically display how spiritually aware you are, by meditating in parks, wearing tie-dyed shirts, etc.
— Thu Sep 10 2009 12:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1427:My, my, lo
— Sat Sep 12 2009 11:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1428:Did you know that dogs in the desert have neither ticks nor fleas? Yet another reason to "live dry" whenever you can!
— Sun Sep 13 2009 05:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1429:Silly me! When I was thirsty, I just drank water. Little did I know that I needed my electrolytes rebalanced!
— Sun Sep 13 2009 05:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1430:Paranoia usually assumes that the world cares more about you than it actually does.
— Mon Sep 14 2009 04:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1431:A single face-to-face meeting can sometimes accomplish more than 10,000 email messages.
— Mon Sep 14 2009 04:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1432:It's getting harder to detect the schizophrenics. They're the ones talking to themselves WITHOUT the Bluetooth in their ear.
— Tue Sep 15 2009 03:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1433:It is impossible to tell "good news" from "bad news" until time has tested it, since one can easily transform into the other.
— Tue Sep 15 2009 12:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1434:Good luck can easily become a curse and bad luck a blessing. You never can tell until time and free will have acted upon them.
— Tue Sep 15 2009 13:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1435:The tendency of every "expert" is to ridiculously overprotect you from whatever threat he is supposed to be an expert about.
— Tue Sep 15 2009 14:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1436:AMAZING new exercise machine! Gets you out of bed every morning and makes you walk! Yours for $99/mo for 10+ yrs. CALL NOW! 1-800-GET-A-DOG
— Thu Sep 17 2009 03:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1437:Richer or more powerful does not mean invulnerable. They are just as constrained as you are but in different ways.
— Thu Sep 17 2009 14:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1438:Rich or famous does not mean more free or less vulnerable. Those people are just as constrained as you are but in different ways.
— Thu Sep 17 2009 20:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1439:The greatest tragedy of mankind is that the people who are least capable of raising children are the most likely to have them.
— Fri Sep 18 2009 01:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1440:In every big workplace there's some dipshit who's impossible to work with because he rigidly obeys every rule. Nothing gets done!
— Fri Sep 18 2009 14:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1441:The willingness to follow others is man's greatest asset and his worst flaw.
— Sun Sep 20 2009 10:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1442:Internal inconsistency is the precursor of violence. When someone is at war with themselves, they will soon be at war with others.
— Sun Sep 20 2009 10:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1443:The dangerous thing about the night is its anonymity. People can do things without being seen, and that brings out their dark side.
— Sun Sep 20 2009 10:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1444:It is good to be generous, but you also don't want to disrupt a local economy so it becomes unsustainable without you.
— Sun Sep 20 2009 10:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1445:Real men don't use sunscreen. A simple hat will do.
— Mon Sep 21 2009 17:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1446:Las Vegas one of the 10 worst cities to raise children. News: http://bit.ly/ZElkF - In my neighborhood, most kids dropped out of school.
— Mon Sep 21 2009 18:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1447:Photo: My "Top Secret Toilet Truck" from the Area 51 era. http://bit.ly/1PpwLq - The cammo is SO last century.
— Mon Sep 21 2009 18:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1448:Day after day, month after month, year after year, the news is full of dead people. When is this epidemic going to end?
— Tue Sep 22 2009 01:01 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1449:I bet more people have died driving to the store for hand sanitizer than have died directly from the dreaded swine flu.
— Tue Sep 22 2009 04:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1450:If you think you need religion to make sense of your life, so be it. Just don't go around thinking you're God's chosen one.
— Tue Sep 22 2009 05:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1451:Advice from the car I'm driving: "WARNING: Death or serious injury can occur." An omnipresent threat but thanks for reminding me.
— Tue Sep 22 2009 12:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1452:"AVERTISSEMENT: Il y a risque de mort ou de blessures graves," dit ma voiture. Oui, c'est la vie!
— Tue Sep 22 2009 13:07 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1453:A dark cloud over the economy is that consumers aren't wasting money like they used to. Come on people: Get out there and squander!
— Tue Sep 22 2009 15:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1454:Don't try to upsell me, young lady! I'll have just the product I ordered, no fries, no shake, just the burger, thank you!
— Wed Sep 23 2009 05:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1455:People with a conflict of interest rarely perceive themselves as having one. Their own needs just happen to coincide with their client's.
— Wed Sep 23 2009 05:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1456:Caffeine, like other addictions, is an illusion. It gives you "energy" only by stealing it from someplace else.
— Wed Sep 23 2009 06:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1457:Tedious displays of nature: mountains, canyons, waterfalls, coastlines, cliffs, islands. Exciting at first, boring when repeated.
— Wed Sep 23 2009 11:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1458:The artist's greatest enemy is his own ego, which prevents him from seeing his work as the outside observer sees it.
— Wed Sep 23 2009 22:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1459:In fiction, there can be a magical problem, but there shouldn't be a magical solution. The hero must solve it through his own resources.
— Fri Sep 25 2009 09:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1460:In fiction, there can be a magical problem, but there shouldn't be a magical solution. The hero must prevail through his own resources.
— Fri Sep 25 2009 10:07 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1461:Luke Skywalker's "trust the force" is a weak and phony resolution because the hero isn't finding his own strength, only trusting fate.
— Fri Sep 25 2009 10:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1462:One of the greatest challenges in life is learning to see yourself as others see you.
— Fri Sep 25 2009 11:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1463:"Cornell University" - My new photo album: http://bit.ly/cornell-rph
— Fri Sep 25 2009 13:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1464:"Corning Museum of Glass" - My new photo album: http://bit.ly/corning-glass
— Fri Sep 25 2009 13:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1465:"Harvard University" - My photo album (from 2008) http://bit.ly/harvard-yard - Also "Peabody Museum": http://bit.ly/MiQnU
— Fri Sep 25 2009 13:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1466:"Ghost Church in Nebraska" - My new photo album: http://bit.ly/GtS2a - Abandoned church and schoolhouse in a soybean field.
— Fri Sep 25 2009 20:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1467:Wine and cheese are the junk food of the Middle Ages. They've got nothing to offer the body except carbs.
— Sat Sep 26 2009 00:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1468:Wine is one of the world's oldest frauds. Each generation convinces the next that it's important, but no one asks "Why?"
— Sat Sep 26 2009 00:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1469:The only thing more absurd than spectator sports is spectator sports on the radio. You can't even spectate!
— Sat Sep 26 2009 01:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1470:There is no natural "right to health care" because health care is infinitely expensive and there will never be enough of it to go around.
— Sat Sep 26 2009 02:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1471:It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Never too early to flog my "Wal-Mart Christmas Carol" http://bit.ly/walmartxmas
— Sat Sep 26 2009 02:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1472:I believe no one should be persecuted for his sexual preferences, religious beliefs or political affiliations. They're all equally insane!
— Sat Sep 26 2009 05:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1473:Safety aside, London is the world's worst city to live in. Crappy weather and unbelievable costs. How/why do people live there?
— Sat Sep 26 2009 11:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1474:Book readers see themselves as a cultured bunch, but it can be just another form of addiction. Don't you have something better to do?
— Sat Sep 26 2009 13:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1475:Life is hard mainly because you make it hard, overcommitting your future and spending more than you have on things that aren't important.
— Sat Sep 26 2009 13:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1476:The biggest cosmic joke of all would be that there is a God but He isn't listening to your prayers and couldn't care less about you.
— Sat Sep 26 2009 14:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1477:"People Living in Drains Below Las Vegas". UK Sun: http://bit.ly/vegasdrains
— Mon Sep 28 2009 03:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1478:Between the good and the bad is the interesting.
— Mon Sep 28 2009 09:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1479:Belief follows necessity. People believe what they need to believe to support their ego and make their circumstances emotionally tolerable.
— Mon Sep 28 2009 12:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1480:The best predictor of someone's future behavior is their past behavior. This is their personality at work.
— Mon Sep 28 2009 20:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1481:The "America Dream" is apparently to trap yourself in a single location with tons of possessions and little opportunity to change.
— Mon Sep 28 2009 21:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1482:Never trust any foodstuff with a "y" at the end: "buttery", "chocolatey", etc. It's a product of chemical engineering!
— Tue Sep 29 2009 12:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1483:In youth, we gain all our basic assumptions about life. Our adulthood is concerned with unlearning them.
— Tue Sep 29 2009 13:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1484:Most adults have so many excuses for not changing that they need a crisis before anything gets done.
— Tue Sep 29 2009 13:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1485:Observation of married couples suggests their main activity is home acquisition, maintenance, improvement and decoration. That must be love!
— Tue Sep 29 2009 14:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1486:The best predictor of someone's future behavior is their past behavior.
— Tue Sep 29 2009 14:23 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1487:All those automatic light switches and toilet flushers are merely training people not to turn off lights or flush toilets.
— Tue Sep 29 2009 20:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1488:A cool video on the subject of "beauty" http://bit.ly/105Rom "Dove Evolution" 1:15
— Wed Sep 30 2009 00:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1489:“Why do you stay in prison when the door is so wide open?” -- Jalal ad-Din Rumi
— Wed Sep 30 2009 04:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1490:The primary activities of pair-bonded humans appear to be centered on nest-building and only incidentally the rearing of young.
— Wed Sep 30 2009 05:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1491:"Gender at Time of Birth" now appears on government health forms, because "Gender" alone doesn't cover everything.
— Wed Sep 30 2009 15:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1492:I could claim that I was a computer battery, but I would be Li-ion.
— Wed Sep 30 2009 18:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1493:Cliché of the Day: "You CAN make a difference!" When an ad campaign says this, you can be sure what they want you to do will change little.
— Wed Sep 30 2009 21:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1494:The worst fashion monstrosities are strapless gowns and thong bikinis. Go naked if you must; otherwise, more fabric needed!
— Thu Oct 01 2009 08:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1495:The convicted murderer died in his sleep before he could be executed, robbing society of the satisfaction of killing him.
— Thu Oct 01 2009 13:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1496:Nothing says Christmas like festive holiday products made by Chinese slave labor.
— Thu Oct 01 2009 21:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1497:"The camera doesn't lie," they say. Not true! The camera takes things out of context and presents a false purity.
— Fri Oct 02 2009 03:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1498:Photography is a fraud that distorts reality to serve the photographer's aims, yet it's the medium people are least skeptical about.
— Fri Oct 02 2009 04:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1499:The first bite tastes great! The 2nd is good. The 3rd is okay. By the 4th or 5th it's routine and boring. Same applies to everything!
— Fri Oct 02 2009 16:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1500:L'ennui est un défaut de personnalité, pas un état du monde.‬
— Fri Oct 02 2009 17:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar

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