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#1901:"Snow is for rich people" says @MacXVX - His blog: http://bit.ly/89nNHP - My own blog: http://bit.ly/132Hid (Things You Don't Need: Snow)
— Fri Dec 25 2009 12:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1902:[Duplicate tweet deleted.] — Sat Dec 26 2009 00:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1903:Once, medicine said to the dying: "There's nothing more we can do." Now it says: "There's always more we can do - but it will cost!"
— Sat Dec 26 2009 01:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1904:Do drivers who use radar detectors get fewer speeding tickets than those who don't? I think the opposite. Technology begets overconfidence!
— Sat Dec 26 2009 18:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1905:The artistic world is filled with well-meaning fakers who slavishly learn a technical skill but never grasp how it should be used.
— Sat Dec 26 2009 22:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1906:Life is traumatic by its nature. You can't pass through it unscarred.
— Sun Dec 27 2009 03:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1907:Avatar: 3-D was a hokey gimmick in the 1950s and it still is today. It only distracts from the story.
— Sun Dec 27 2009 04:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1908:In a movie, all that counts is what the audience remembers and takes away with them.
— Sun Dec 27 2009 04:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1909:New photo album: "Yellowstone National Park" (July 09) http://bit.ly/8ndtng
— Tue Dec 29 2009 04:07 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1910:"If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story." -- Orson Wells
— Tue Dec 29 2009 04:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1911:On New Years Eve in Madrid, in a central plaza, you are supposed to eat 12 grapes as 12 bells toll at midnight. Then they release the bulls.
— Tue Dec 29 2009 13:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1912:Her mother-in-law was supportive through the whole divorce. "He's a jerk," she said.
— Tue Dec 29 2009 13:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1913:Addiction isn't just a problem of a few of us but all of us. It comes in many forms and is the main thing blocking our potential.
— Tue Dec 29 2009 14:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1914:Ads on TV notwithstanding, you don't "invest" in gold. You "speculate" in it.
— Wed Dec 30 2009 22:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1915:One of the worst investments of the past decade was the stock market. LA Times: http://bit.ly/6jvfGS - I ask: Is this the end of capital?
— Fri Jan 01 2010 23:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1916:[Duplicate tweet deleted.] — Sat Jan 02 2010 00:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1917:New photo album: "New Years Eve in Madrid" http://bit.ly/6seA4x - The traditional bacchanal In the Puerta del Sol plaza.
— Sat Jan 02 2010 01:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1918:"To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness." - Bertrand Russell
— Sat Jan 02 2010 23:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1919:A less materialistic America is healthy for everyone. Unfortunately, our economy was built on absurd spending and adjustment will take time.
— Sun Jan 03 2010 12:30 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1920:"Fame is easy to obtain. Its getting paid for it that's hard." @ThatsWright
— Sun Jan 03 2010 12:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1921:"A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world." - John le Carre, via @linkibol
— Sun Jan 03 2010 12:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1922:"Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald." Navjot Singh Sidhu, via @SashankNandury
— Sun Jan 03 2010 13:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1923:"Meth is tearing families apart who formerly would have destroyed themselves with alcohol. Meth's just faster. That's progress." @bytErrant
— Sun Jan 03 2010 13:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1924:"Blessed are the pathologically greedy: for they shall inherit the earth." @bytErrant - Sad but true!
— Sun Jan 03 2010 13:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1925:"When the illusion of prayer disappears we become men and women of action." @almightygod
— Sun Jan 03 2010 14:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1926:@zeekatai I like the quote cuz I've lived it: Fame but no money. (Area 51 in 1990s) Now: no fame, no money!
— Mon Jan 04 2010 01:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1927:"Loving someone and treating them well are two completely separate things. One is no guarantee of the other." MRT @debihope
— Mon Jan 04 2010 01:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1928:There's nothing like the wolf at your door to get you focussed and motivated.
— Mon Jan 04 2010 08:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1929:The real measure of wealth is not how much money you make but the freedom you have left after expenses.
— Tue Jan 05 2010 12:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1930:Winter north of the snowline is dangerous! Without massive protection, you'll die. Why do people do it?
— Wed Jan 06 2010 00:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1931:Doctors, lawyers, engineers and scientists must be properly trained and certified, but any idiot elected by dunces can tell them what to do.
— Wed Jan 06 2010 00:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1932:Personal factoid: In all of 2009, I watched only two television shows all the way through, both silly UFO shows that I happened to be in.
— Wed Jan 06 2010 03:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1933:@Thaozilla Stalker, M'am! I'll tweet you right!
— Wed Jan 06 2010 11:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1934:My expanded photo album: "Beaverlodge, Alberta" http://bit.ly/6nVRLn - Please do not climb the giant beaver!
— Wed Jan 06 2010 11:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1935:For a limited time only, a preview of my novel in progress: "Passing Through" http://www.kilroycafe.com/novel/
— Wed Jan 06 2010 11:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1936:[Duplicate tweet deleted.] — Wed Jan 06 2010 11:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1937:@jerodcbatte "Which shows were they?" - Almost identical Area 51 episodes on UFO Hunters and MysteryQuest. History Channel has gone to crap!
— Wed Jan 06 2010 15:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1938:@mostlylisa "Send me your best photo" - Okay here's a nice group of Santas: http://bit.ly/6D2osa
— Wed Jan 06 2010 15:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1939:The main attraction of flying First Class is being able to tell yourself and others that you did so.
— Thu Jan 07 2010 03:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1940:The progress of technology: Low-definition crap becomes high-definition crap becomes high-definition 3-D crap.
— Thu Jan 07 2010 11:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1941:One person's erotica is another's tedium.
— Thu Jan 07 2010 19:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1942:State lotteries are essentially a tax on stupid people. How did government become the purveyor of such a scam?
— Fri Jan 08 2010 00:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1943:A person's wisdom in choosing a mate is only as good as the dartboard they're throwing at.
— Fri Jan 08 2010 03:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1944:People aren't necessarily attracted to the "best" romantic partner but the one who is the least threat to their ego.
— Fri Jan 08 2010 13:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1945:The only trouble with 3-D is that no one remembers in 3-D. They only remember the story.
— Fri Jan 08 2010 23:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1946:Consumer Fraud Alert (delayed): "M+Ms melt in your mouth, not in your hand." WRONG! Hold 'em long enough and you'll see!
— Sat Jan 09 2010 18:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1947:@jillsobule "What's a good terrible city to diss?" Houston. Deep in the heart of the armpit of Texas.
— Sat Jan 09 2010 19:07 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1948:You're officially old when some marketing campaign refers to your age group as "young at heart".
— Sat Jan 09 2010 21:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1949:I am disgusted when straight males call each other "gay" like it's the worst insult in the world. Grow up guys! The proper term is "pussy".
— Sun Jan 10 2010 04:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1950:The measure of comfort is not the objects you surround yourself with but the ease of your mind.
— Sun Jan 10 2010 12:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1951:At the health club they don't have soap; they have "Yogurt Aloe Vera Nourishing Body Wash". I wanted a shower, not breakfast.
— Sun Jan 10 2010 12:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1952:It has to be true. I saw it on the History Channel.
— Sun Jan 10 2010 12:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1953:"You can't hope that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend they do." -F Lebowitz
— Sun Jan 10 2010 14:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1954:History is full of young people courted to disaster by thinking their generation is different.
— Sun Jan 10 2010 15:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1955:Happiness is walking into a high-end electronics store and seeing absolutely nothing you want, even if you had unlimited money.
— Sun Jan 10 2010 18:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1956:Capitalism, as a rule, is not a system that makes investors rich. It makes management rich as they con investors out of their money.
— Sun Jan 10 2010 20:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1957:"Shooting the messenger" is the official human sport. If a message conflicts with one's own investments, that's the easiest way.
— Mon Jan 11 2010 08:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1958:The only difference between a "cult" and a "religion" is how long it has been practiced.
— Mon Jan 11 2010 09:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1959:The difference between friending someone and being friended is that the one who friends you has a stake in the relationship.
— Mon Jan 11 2010 09:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1960:@nictate You've turned into one of my most useful twitter feeds. Not just yucks but meaning. You should follow me!
— Mon Jan 11 2010 09:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1961:"Often the biggest favors introduce themselves under the guise of great pain." @nictate
— Mon Jan 11 2010 09:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1962:Of all the ways you can sell your soul to the devil, reality TV is the most insidious.
— Mon Jan 11 2010 10:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1963:UFO believers get all orgasmic when they say, "We are not alone!" They fail to answer the bigger question: "So what?"
— Mon Jan 11 2010 10:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1964:"Half the work that is done in the world is to make things appear what they are not." - E. R. Beadle, via @nictate
— Mon Jan 11 2010 10:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1965:I may follow someone because they're funny, but funny alone won't keep them on the list. Once you know their shtick, the jokes get tired.
— Mon Jan 11 2010 11:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1966:Paranoia is a self-leveling mechanism which assures that your quality of life will never rise above the level of your inner self-esteem.
— Mon Jan 11 2010 12:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1967:People without curiosity are the least adaptable to change and run the highest risk that they'll be blindsided by unexpected events.
— Mon Jan 11 2010 13:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1968:The underlying function of paranoia is to allow you to blame some outside force for your own problems.
— Mon Jan 11 2010 15:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1969:Boredom is an affliction only of boring people.
— Mon Jan 11 2010 17:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1970:At some point in an escalating conflict, paranoia kicks in and no more negotiation is possible. All you can do then is defend your borders.
— Mon Jan 11 2010 17:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1971:A paranoid person may be extremely violent and aggressive but does not perceive himself as such. He thinks he is simply defending himself.
— Mon Jan 11 2010 17:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1972:No aggression is perceived as aggression by the perpetrator. He sees it, instead, as some form of self-defense.
— Mon Jan 11 2010 18:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1973:Nudity in the flesh is never as exciting as nudity in the mind.
— Mon Jan 11 2010 20:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1974:Thank you, marketing geniuses at Taco Bell, for your late night "Fourth Meal". Yet another chance to eat more than we need!
— Mon Jan 11 2010 22:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1975:The political circus of Liberal v. Conservative masks a more basic government problem: intervene or leave alone? The answer: Whatever works!
— Mon Jan 11 2010 22:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1976:Pithy quotes on materialism and greed: http://bit.ly/4Td9J2
— Tue Jan 12 2010 13:07 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1977:"The influence of each human being on others in this life is a kind of immortality." - John Adams
— Tue Jan 12 2010 13:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1978:New Clue on why Van Gogh Cut off his ear: http://bit.ly/7WdARu (RT @tammyphinney) - But shouldn't we also discuss his mental health?
— Tue Jan 12 2010 13:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1979:"The things you own, end up owning you." - Tyler Durden. Thought Thoreau said it too ("possessed by ones possessions") but can't find quote.
— Tue Jan 12 2010 13:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1980:My 2008 photo album of Daytona Beach and St. Augustine: http://bit.ly/5W9J28 - Including me dissing marriage at Daytona State College.
— Tue Jan 12 2010 14:01 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1981:Donate your flip-flops to the needy! My photo: http://bit.ly/7xWXXB
— Tue Jan 12 2010 14:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1982:Coca-Cola and Frito-Lay are not food companies but drug companies, serving our non-nutritive addiction to sugar, fat, salt and caffeine.
— Tue Jan 12 2010 17:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1983:Most online relationships were never meant to be non-virtual. Reality adds a new level of complication and not necessarily any benefit.
— Tue Jan 12 2010 17:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1984:The root of alcohol abuse isn't just physiological but philosophical. If you're trapped in your own conundrums, it may seem the only escape.
— Tue Jan 12 2010 19:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1985:Watching Sarah Palin on Bill O'Reilly's show on Fox News. Glenn Beck next. What a hoot! The Republican Party reduced to cartoon characters.
— Wed Jan 13 2010 04:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1986:GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS! Look at some of the fine offers coming my way on Facebook by virtue of my being male and single. http://bit.ly/7ivBlQ
— Wed Jan 13 2010 06:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1987:Dilemma in Haiti: Do you save people from disaster only to turn them over to starvation? Population 9 million and growing!
— Wed Jan 13 2010 06:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1988:I have no TV and haven't seen him in years, but seems to me Leno made his bet and lost. You can't undo the wager. Team Conan!
— Wed Jan 13 2010 07:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1989:The Golden Age of Soft Drinks may be coming to a close. Why? Powdered low-cal drink mixes at a fraction of the cost. They're getting better!
— Wed Jan 13 2010 07:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1990:In a natural disaster, sending your love and support via FB or Twitter doesn't actually improve anything. Either send material aid or STFU!
— Wed Jan 13 2010 13:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1991:The mark of a great movie is that it sticks in your brain forever. A fad movie (like Avatar) is swept from consciousness by the next fad.
— Wed Jan 13 2010 14:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1992:Many of the world's walking wounded are those raised in priviledge who can never achieve the same level of success on their own.
— Wed Jan 13 2010 15:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1993:One of the world's greatest luxuries is to be able to sleep without an alarm clock.
— Wed Jan 13 2010 15:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1994:"Raising awareness" on the internet ain't worth the ether it's printed on. All that matters is substantial action in the real world.
— Wed Jan 13 2010 16:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1995:If a food normally eaten hot is unpalatable when cold, or vice versa, it's probably not something you should be eating anyway.
— Wed Jan 13 2010 18:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1996:If @KilroyCafe becomes too much to follow, check out @KilroyLite - Only two tweets a day. Great Taste, Less Filling!
— Wed Jan 13 2010 23:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1997:Of all the snack food products, the most disgusting is the Pringle, processed potato paste sold in a tennis ball can to those with no taste.
— Thu Jan 14 2010 02:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1998:Has Iams ever considered making food for humans? Imagine: complete and balanced nutrition in bland pellets you eat every day. Works for me!
— Thu Jan 14 2010 13:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1999:Thanks to our own self-promoting or self-defeating behavior, the world usually conforms to our inate expectations of it.
— Thu Jan 14 2010 14:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2000:"If you want to feel good about yourself, but avoid any real work or results, try prayer." @almightygod
— Thu Jan 14 2010 15:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar

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