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#2201:"If you do not add value to the community, social media will never work for you." MRT @linkibol - i.e. In your tweets you must educate us!
— Thu Feb 04 2010 22:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2202:My new Homeless by Choice blog entry: "The Psychology of Keeping Warm" http://bit.ly/cCRvxl
— Fri Feb 05 2010 00:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2203:"Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." - Napoleon. Yeah, but that trite wisdom lead him to Russia!
— Fri Feb 05 2010 01:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2204:The most important nutrient for the mind is sleep.
— Fri Feb 05 2010 03:30 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2205:No parent can comprehend in the beginning how child rearing will consume their life.
— Fri Feb 05 2010 03:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2206:Identity etched on the skin is a weak substitute for identity defined by behavior.
— Fri Feb 05 2010 10:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2207:It is easy to acquire things (objects, activities, obligations) but hard to get rid of them. If you fail to divest, you lose your freedom.
— Fri Feb 05 2010 10:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2208:Freedom is your ability to respond to unexpected change.
— Fri Feb 05 2010 10:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2209:News articles I find interesting are now being added to my Favorites (instead of retweeting): https://twitter.com/kilroycafe/favorites
— Fri Feb 05 2010 11:07 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2210:Once you go vegan, gluton-free, organic, environmentally conscious, exploitation-free... honestly, what are you going to eat?
— Fri Feb 05 2010 12:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2211:Morality is different from self-denial. You don't become a moral person simply by creating barriers for yourself.
— Fri Feb 05 2010 12:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2212:REM Sleep is a very active time. Breathing is deep, heart rate up. The brain is awash with oxygen. Something important is happening!
— Sat Feb 06 2010 03:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2213:"REM atonia" is a state of muscular paralysis during sleep that prevents you from acting out your dreams. Your brain is safe to play.
— Sat Feb 06 2010 03:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2214:Latest chapter in my novel in progress: "Subject 23" http://kilroycafe.com/novel/subject/ ("Passing Through", Chapter 17)
— Sat Feb 06 2010 03:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2215:Are UFOs real? The more important question is, Are they relevant? I say No! http://bit.ly/XWqSM
— Sat Feb 06 2010 03:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2216:When a man buys real estate he starts building his own tomb.
— Sat Feb 06 2010 04:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2217:“Technology made large populations possible; large populations now make technology indispensable.” —Joseph Wood Krutch
— Sat Feb 06 2010 13:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2218:"Some people are like electrons: negative, and mindlessly revolving around only one thing." @gauravkantgoel
— Sat Feb 06 2010 14:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2219:How much living space do you need? An 8-foot cube is enough. Anything larger is only needed to store your weaknesses and absurdities.
— Sat Feb 06 2010 17:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2220:Almost anyone can do "form". Very few understand "function".
— Sat Feb 06 2010 19:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2221:Most music fans are motivated by their artist's story and what it represents, not the actual quality of the music.
— Sat Feb 06 2010 19:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2222:Parenting 101: If you make your house comfortable and inviting, all the kids in the neighborhood will hang out there and EAT YOUR FOOD.
— Sat Feb 06 2010 20:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2223:Most celebrities are not particularly attractive. If they weren't already famous, you wouldn't pick them out of a lineup as special.
— Sat Feb 06 2010 21:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2224:What do people believe? They believe whatever they have to believe to avoid self-doubt and protect their investments.
— Sat Feb 06 2010 21:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2225:Take everything you eat all day, throw it into a blender, purée, then drink. That's the nutrition your body is getting.
— Sat Feb 06 2010 22:07 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2226:Don't try to fool me with your fancy drink names. The magic ingredient is alcohol, pure and simple.
— Sat Feb 06 2010 22:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2227:You can travel someplace new, get to know the culture, make some mistakes, accept some risk, have an adventure... or you can go on a cruise.
— Sun Feb 07 2010 01:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2228:If you're gonna sell shit, it has to be new shit, not old shit. No one wants old shit, unless it's really, really old historic shit.
- Facebook Comments — Sun Feb 07 2010 01:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2229:Added 20 new photos to my album "America from the Air" http://bit.ly/b3Dr0r - Photos take out the window of airplanes.
— Sun Feb 07 2010 03:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2230:Ego is a great motivator, propelling many a prima donna to the top. Unfortunately, it usually pushes them off the other side.
— Sun Feb 07 2010 09:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2231:Pseudo-creative people surround themselves with all the symbols of the thing they are supposed to be doing, but they can't actually do it.
— Sun Feb 07 2010 09:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2232:There is no benign word or act that can't be interpreted as a threat. That's the magic of paranoia!
— Sun Feb 07 2010 13:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2233:When a paranoiac sees an imaginary threat, he may "defend himself" aggressively. The world responds, and the threat becomes real!
— Sun Feb 07 2010 13:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2234:If you're selling a useless product, there is a prime period to do it, while it's still fresh and before people see that it's crap.
— Sun Feb 07 2010 14:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2235:Super Bowl Sunday is a time to reflect on the vast wasted human potential of the people watching it.
— Sun Feb 07 2010 14:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2236:Thank God for breeders! Without them, our species would have perished long ago. Now, how do we get them to stop?
— Sun Feb 07 2010 17:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2237:Birth gave you two things without your consent: your body and your family. Both are imperfect, but you have to accommodate them.
— Sun Feb 07 2010 19:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2238:Sarah Palin is not just an idiot, but an idiot with conviction, who believes in herself 100%. Nothing you say can bring her down!
— Sun Feb 07 2010 20:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2239:"It is always thus, impelled by a state of mind which is destined not to last, that we make our irrevocable decisions." - Marcel Proust
— Sun Feb 07 2010 21:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2240:Super Bowl Sunday: an artificially created holiday designed to sell commercial products in the gap between Christmas and Valentines Day.
— Sun Feb 07 2010 22:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2241:New Orleans is being wiped off the earth by rising sea levels, but winning the Super Bowl would make everyone feel better, so... GO SAINTS!
— Sun Feb 07 2010 23:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2242:Best lyrics of the century (so far): "If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad. If it makes you happy, then why the hell are you so sad?"
— Sun Feb 07 2010 23:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2243:What? Who? Where?
— Mon Feb 08 2010 01:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2244:All the senseless tragedy of the world can be overwhelming sometimes. You just got to soldier on and focus on what you can change.
— Mon Feb 08 2010 06:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2245:A language is more than words. It's also our shared experience: Super Bowl, Octomom, etc. To speak it well you need to know popular culture.
— Mon Feb 08 2010 09:23 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2246:To be fluent in popular culture, you don't necessarily have to watch it. (That's too much TV!) You just need to read about it.
— Mon Feb 08 2010 09:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2247:Evolution is a story of relentless personal self-interest. It turns out, however, that this often entails cooperation.
— Mon Feb 08 2010 12:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2248:One advantage of the New York subway is that it gives autistic males something complex to study and memorize.
— Mon Feb 08 2010 16:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2249:Any decent pervert will try to cover his guilt by accusing others of sex crimes. Who is the sicko in the room? It may be the inquisitor!
— Mon Feb 08 2010 21:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2250:Wisdom may require some experience, but experience is no guarantee of wisdom.
— Mon Feb 08 2010 22:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2251:Most people are like aquarium fish, living the life of the fishbowl without caring to know about the world beyond it.
— Mon Feb 08 2010 22:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2252:Statistics are a way to lie with numbers. The numbers themselves don't lie, but the people who quote them rarely understand them.
— Tue Feb 09 2010 10:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2253:"Four out of five dentists surveyed" is a meaningless answer if the question is a truism.
— Tue Feb 09 2010 10:23 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2254:The most common mistake of popular statistics is to infer causality from correlation. X rising with Y doesn't prove one caused the other.
— Tue Feb 09 2010 10:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2255:"Truth" is open to interpretation, but "fact" can't be denied. If you blow off fact, it will get you in the end.
— Tue Feb 09 2010 10:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2256:The human world is built on a web of lies and delusions. If you dispell one of them, the system will replace it with another.
— Tue Feb 09 2010 10:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2257:If you're the first kid on your block with any new technology, you may be the first one screwed by it. Late adoption is the best policy.
— Tue Feb 09 2010 11:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2258:No statistic about what other people are doing can justify your own actions. Your situation is unique and must decided on its own merits.
— Tue Feb 09 2010 12:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2259:Red pill or blue pill? Once you take the red one, you can never go back, because delusions, once shattered, can never be put back together.
— Tue Feb 09 2010 16:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2260:My new photo album: "Coney Island" http://bit.ly/aQZc2K - What's a guy got to do to get a hot dog around here?
— Tue Feb 09 2010 18:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2261:A Coney Island of the mind is usually better than the real thing.
— Tue Feb 09 2010 19:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2262:No statistic about what other people are doing can justify your own actions. Your situation is unique and must be decided on its own merits.
— Tue Feb 09 2010 19:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2263:Checked out #googlebuzz and don't see it as a threat to Twitter. Too much functionality! No 140-char limit: exactly why twitter works!
— Tue Feb 09 2010 20:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2264:Pity the poor voiceover artist: doomed to read scripts he doesn't write, promoting products he doesn't use, as convincingly as possible.
— Tue Feb 09 2010 22:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2265:When driving in the bush in the Kalahari, it is always advisable to bring a Wal-Mart™ with you. With it, you can solve almost any problem.
— Tue Feb 09 2010 22:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2266:Hey, students, if the state is cutting your college's budget, get out there and protest! It will make no difference, but you'll feel better.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 00:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2267:Listen, when you're dead, don't go trying to tell us stuff, like how to commemorate you. Just leave a will and leave the rest to us.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 00:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2268:In the pantheon of fools, the Jerk is the most difficult. Inflated self-importance and low self-esteem are combined in one sublime package.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 00:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2269:You have matured in social media when you accept an essential truth: No one really wants to know what you are doing. They want content.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 07:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2270:In social media, as in life, your challenge is discovering your own style and purpose. What is your function here?
— Wed Feb 10 2010 07:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2271:Existentialism says that life itself creates its own meaning. You just solve the problems in front of you, in increasing sophisticated ways.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 08:07 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2272:Modern society is built on written rules. Once enacted, though, the rules become the enemy, because they don't respond well to change.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 08:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2273:The tyranny of rules is that they eventually get applied where they don't belong - like braille on drive-up teller machines.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 08:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2274:Freedom includes both the ability to do great things and the ability to destroy yourself.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 09:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2275:When confronted with freedom, the natural tendency of the individual is to neutralize it.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 09:01 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2276:The major neutralizers of freedom are marriage, children, debt, real estate, possessions, pets and promises.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 09:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2277:Low self-esteem encourages the belief that others are capable of more than they are, especially in giving you unlimited love and attention.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 09:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2278:No need to remind me! My mistakes are written on the inside of my skull - tattoos that will never come off.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 12:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2279:The aliens are playing with us, giving us tantilizing evidence but never enough and leaving us hanging in the end. Sort of like #Lost.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 12:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2280:Federal gov't shut down for the 3rd day by #Snowpocalypse. Wondering: Will they have to make up these snow days at the end of the year?
— Wed Feb 10 2010 12:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2281:New Homeless by Choice blog entry: "What You Don't Need for Sleep" http://bit.ly/acQGyO
— Wed Feb 10 2010 14:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2282:You can judge a person's impulsivity by how they use a room thermostat. Do they adjust it only slightly, or do they cycle between extremes?
— Wed Feb 10 2010 14:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2283:There may be medications for mood swings, but ultimately you have to control your own thermostat.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 15:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2284:Most musicians don't "get" music. They can play an instrument but they don't understand what the listener is hearing.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 16:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2285:Humor is an escape, but it can also be a prison, especially if you are expected to be funny on demand.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 18:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2286:"You never sausage a place! (You're always a weiner at Pedro's!)" - Billboard on I-95 approaching South of the Border, SC.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 18:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2287:Religion is the place you turn when you have given up trying to solve your own problems.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 19:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2288:New photos added to album: "South of the Border" http://bit.ly/JEHl4 - The tacky tourist trap at the NC/SC state line.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 20:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2289:"Persistent vegetative state" - That describes quite a few of the living, doesn't it? They're watching American Idol.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 21:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2290:The thing that unites all parents is their ill-preparedness for the task. "What were we thinking?"
— Wed Feb 10 2010 21:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2291:[Duplicate tweet deleted.] — Wed Feb 10 2010 21:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2292:Mistakes are a necessary part of learning. Unfortunately, some of those mistakes can kill you or suck up decades of your life. Sad lesson.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 21:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2293:To learn about the world, you have to have a starting bias. Your hypothesis may be based on flimsy data, but at least it starts the inquiry.
— Thu Feb 11 2010 00:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2294:Without judgments, no communication is possible. A wrong hypothesis is better than none at all because it gives you something to talk about.
— Thu Feb 11 2010 00:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2295:"All you need is love. And Valentine's Day is the perfect time to buy lots of things to prove it." @badbanana
— Thu Feb 11 2010 01:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2296:[Duplicate tweet deleted.] — Thu Feb 11 2010 08:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2297:[Duplicate tweet deleted.] — Thu Feb 11 2010 09:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2298:Language Police: "cowboy" and "cowgirl" are sexist and discriminatory. From now on: "cowperson". Thank you for your cooperation.
— Thu Feb 11 2010 09:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2299:Those paranormal TV shows rot your brain. The pressure to find tantilizing evidence is huge, so they make it up. (I know cuz I've helped!)
— Thu Feb 11 2010 09:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2300:The best investment is not to be invested at all.
— Thu Feb 11 2010 10:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar

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