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#2901:Judging by boy bands through the ages, girls like boys with hair like girls'.
— Sat Apr 03 2010 22:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2902:"Wicked thoughts and worthless efforts gradually set their mark on the face, especially the eyes." ~ Schopenhauer via @philo_quotes
— Sat Apr 03 2010 23:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2903:Sometimes the best decision is to defer the decision until later.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 09:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2904:Some decisions require swift and decisive action while others are best deferred so they have the opportunity to resolve themselves.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 09:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2905:An oft-neglected factor in any decision is the will and intentions of the other party to it.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 09:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2906:Any help you give will be devalued and abused unless the subject of your help decides he wants it and is willing to pay a price for it.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 09:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2907:It is not usually your role to correct the delusions of others, but you must not do anything to encourage those delusions either.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 09:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2908:If you need to foster a delusion to sell your product then you shouldn't be selling it to begin with.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 10:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2909:Hidden within every misfortune is an opportunity. It's up to you to discover it.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 10:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2910:Most employers want workers who will come in and do the same job, day after day, year after year — not someone with ambition.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 13:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2911:Trees are the result of an arms race among plants, growing ever higher to snatch the sun from competitors.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 14:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2912:Nowadays, selling your soul to the Devil is referred to as "credit".
— Sun Apr 04 2010 16:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2913:[Duplicate tweet deleted.] — Sun Apr 04 2010 17:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2914:To squander resources is to laugh in the face of those who don't have them. If you later run out yourself, schadenfreude is justified.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 18:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2915:With relative wealth comes both responsibility and isolation.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 18:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2916:The worst thing about being an actor is that you're playing to someone else's script. You control the nuances but not the big picture.
— Mon Apr 05 2010 08:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2917:Thoreau, like the Bible, can be quoted to support just about any position you choose to take.
— Mon Apr 05 2010 13:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2918:The sexual urge is unavoidable. Either you acknowledge it and deal with it, or you push it underground where it does terrible things.
— Tue Apr 06 2010 10:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2919:Anyone who would retire to some gentle vacation spot to live out his final years is pretty much dead anyway.
— Tue Apr 06 2010 10:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2920:Let it be said that you crammed as much life as possible into your final years on Earth.
— Tue Apr 06 2010 10:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2921:Why are you wasting your time on that? You're dying, and there are more important things to do with the time you have left.
— Tue Apr 06 2010 10:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2922:New photo album: Quebec City (yesterday) http://bit.ly/aPb8nK
— Tue Apr 06 2010 12:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2923:The trouble with Santa Claus: Isn't the kid going to be miffed when he discovers he's been lied to all these years?
— Tue Apr 06 2010 14:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2924:My mom/dad/country/religion is the best one in the whole world! One of the great traumas in life is discovering it ain't so.
— Tue Apr 06 2010 14:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2925:Faith is a mechanism people use to justify whatever it is they have already committed to.
— Tue Apr 06 2010 21:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2926:One of the pleasures of the northern latitudes is the long, lazy sunsets. You got plenty of time to do what you want before dark.
— Tue Apr 06 2010 22:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2927:The nature of freedom is that you don't know in advance what you are going to need it for.
— Wed Apr 07 2010 19:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2928:Mr. Mobius and his strip confuse the hell out of me.
— Wed Apr 07 2010 21:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2929:A dream that is just out of reach can seem to solve any problem.
— Thu Apr 08 2010 05:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2930:[Duplicate tweet deleted.] — Thu Apr 08 2010 11:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2931:Should is really be called a PDA or more properly a PED — Personal Enslavement Device?
— Thu Apr 08 2010 12:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2932:"Old" is the state of having already given up on life. For some, it happens at an early age; others never get there.
— Fri Apr 09 2010 08:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2933:I think I may need Trilipix™. No idea what it does, but judging from the ads, it seems to match my active lifestyle.
— Fri Apr 09 2010 10:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2934:There's no limit to the atrocities a person of faith can commit, being as they don't have a moral compass of their own.
— Fri Apr 09 2010 17:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2935:What a loser you are! It's like I've got the Trix, and you're that silly rabbit who never figures out that TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!
— Fri Apr 09 2010 23:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2936:American marketing is based on the principle that if you add more adjectives to something, the suckers will pay more money for it.
— Sat Apr 10 2010 00:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2937:History makes you realize all the amazing things done by dead people.
— Sun Apr 11 2010 04:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2938:If you want it too much, you can't have it, but if you want it but don't need it and you watch for opportunities, you just might get it.
— Tue Apr 13 2010 16:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2939:The less someone has, the more jealous he is of guarding it, down to the homeless guy who will kill you to protect his tin cans.
— Thu Apr 15 2010 15:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2940:The American Dream: an utterly meaningless life populated by possessions, property and packaged experiences.
— Fri Apr 16 2010 15:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2941:Sometimes, the key to a great product is profoundly not giving a shit. Then you can make detached decisions about what's in front of you.
— Fri Apr 16 2010 16:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2942:Whenever anyone tempts you to "Be your own boss!" just remember what a jerk that guy can be.
— Fri Apr 16 2010 17:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2943:When you're just waking up and you spy through half-open eyes that it's 5:97 am, you know something's wrong. It's just hard to fathom what.
— Sat Apr 17 2010 07:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2944:Noticed Wal-Mart cashier failed to scan a $30 item before she put it in my bag but I kept my mouth shut. Is that wrong? http://bit.ly/bVrXUt
— Mon Apr 19 2010 01:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2945:Saw "Groundhog Day" on the Weather Channel, apparently on the pretense it's a weather-related movie. Are there no boundaries anymore?
— Mon Apr 19 2010 10:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2946:"You say you don't believe in ghosts? Maybe my unverifiable anecdote will convince you." @donni
— Mon Apr 19 2010 10:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2947:There's a fine line between love and strangulation.
— Mon Apr 19 2010 12:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2948:There's nothing as sad and tragic as a suburban life dedicated to recycling.
— Mon Apr 19 2010 21:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2949:Cigarettes, alcohol, lottery tickets, caffeine, high fructose corn syrup -- all the essentials of life from your local convenience store.
— Wed Apr 21 2010 01:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2950:Every man believes himself to be reasonable, fully justified in what he does. Only others are unreasonable.
— Wed Apr 21 2010 01:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2951:[Duplicate tweet deleted.] — Wed Apr 21 2010 02:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2952:Hey, here's a clever marketing idea: Take the prefix "eco" and slap it on your product. The suckers will buy it and pay twice as much!
— Thu Apr 22 2010 13:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2953:What fools do with their money is they acquire stuff, and these things become the prison that entraps them for the rest of their lives.
— Fri Apr 23 2010 14:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2954:You can always tell a novice air traveler, because when the flight attendant tells them to review the safety instruction card, they do!
— Sat Apr 24 2010 15:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2955:Your Number One source for irrelevant and meaningless news is called "sports."
— Sat Apr 24 2010 16:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2956:I've learned to stop being angry when Facebook "fixes" things that weren't broken, thereby breaking more things. You have to trust in God!
— Sun Apr 25 2010 11:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2957:All you really need in life is the basic product that gets the job done. You don't need the add-ons and garnishes, which only make you fat.
— Mon Apr 26 2010 00:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2958:In food, sex, travel, drugs or any other stimulation, you'll never get the same high again. The thrill always fades with repetition.
— Mon Apr 26 2010 00:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2959:When you find something thrilling, the worst thing you can do is commit yourself to repeating it. The thrill goes, but the commitment stays.
— Mon Apr 26 2010 00:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2960:What is a food court? Isn't that where foods are judged fairly based only on the evidence? Why, then, can't I find anything edible here?
— Mon Apr 26 2010 03:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2961:The depressing thing about advertising is that no matter how stupid it is, there must be someone falling for it or it wouldn't exist.
— Mon Apr 26 2010 03:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2962:The usual effect of wealth is to allow people to indulge their addictions without accepting the consequences.
— Mon Apr 26 2010 12:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2963:"There's no reward without risk." Maybe so, but risk alone isn't enough. It has to be a smart risk not a stupid one.
— Mon Apr 26 2010 14:07 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2964:Marketing is the art of lying in such a way that you can't be prosecuted.
— Mon Apr 26 2010 14:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2965:"He who buys what he does not need steals from himself." @frugalhero
— Mon Apr 26 2010 18:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2966:My photo albums from Ghost Towns and Abandoned Places: http://bit.ly/blT91g
— Mon Apr 26 2010 23:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2967:Living on next to nothing is easy. The problem is living with all the obligations you accumulated when you thought you had more.
— Tue Apr 27 2010 11:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2968:Love those handicapped toilet stalls! Spread out, set a spell, use the WiFi! Unless you see a cane or wheelchair, the place is yours!
— Tue Apr 27 2010 11:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2969:On my bucket list: Own a horse. Never ride it.
— Wed Apr 28 2010 00:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2970:On my bucket list: Die, then be resurrected 3 days later, only to discover people have totally misinterpreted everything I've said and done.
— Wed Apr 28 2010 00:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2971:On my bucket list: Listen to an entire country song from start to finish and take its advice to heart.
— Wed Apr 28 2010 19:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2972:On my bucket list: Purchase and consume at least two pickled pigs feet from a big jar in a convenience store in some southern state.
— Wed Apr 28 2010 19:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2973:On my bucket list: Put my entire life savings into an unregulated investment that a psychic assures me "can't lose."
— Wed Apr 28 2010 21:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2974:On my bucket list: Claim in a mass email that I'm a Nigerian banker with a huge sum to dispense if only I can have your bank account number.
— Wed Apr 28 2010 21:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2975:On my bucket list: Assure my romantic partner that one little baby won't be any problem at all.
— Wed Apr 28 2010 21:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2976:The dog's position is not to question but to obey his current master. It's a simple life based on faith, but where do the masters come from?
— Thu Apr 29 2010 18:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2977:Imagine! A "technology corridor" right here in West Virginia! Who'd a thunk it!
— Fri Apr 30 2010 04:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2978:Someone needs to explain this to me: what love is and how you know when you're in or out of it.
— Fri Apr 30 2010 12:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2979:I can be a defiant punctuator, like putting my period after the quotes in a sentence ending with a "quoted phrase". Some call me a rebel.
— Fri Apr 30 2010 14:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2980:That someone can play an instrument does not imply they know anything about music. It only means they can follow someones else's notes.
— Fri Apr 30 2010 23:07 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2981:Youth is a blissful state of having a high-limit credit card and no down payment required.
— Sat May 01 2010 10:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2982:And I would have gotten away with it, too, if not for those damned meddling kids!
— Sat May 01 2010 13:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2983:Forget Mars and Venus. You just married a jerk.
— Sun May 02 2010 11:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2984:New photo album: My youth hostel in Mexico city. http://bit.ly/aEJC3w - $18/night including 2 meals a day and free WiFi.
— Mon May 03 2010 07:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2985:New Photo Album: The Pyramids of Teotihaucan, Mexico City. http://bit.ly/aVJdeG
— Mon May 03 2010 10:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2986:The most destructive effect of marriage is the necessity to mute your own growth to match that of your jealous and less talented partner.
— Wed May 05 2010 08:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2987:The function of advertising is to sell you a social fantasy where use of the product seems perfectly logical.
— Wed May 05 2010 09:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2988:RT @nytimes Moral Life of Babies http://nyti.ms/91iID8
— Wed May 05 2010 13:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2989:@UrbanGhosts Here's some urban decay you may like: http://roamingphotos.com/a?garychurch - Abandoned cathedral in Gary, Indiana.
— Wed May 05 2010 13:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2990:Trying to explain to my 80-year-old mother how we handled recycling when I was a kid: We just threw the damn thing out!
— Wed May 05 2010 14:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2991:When girls are touched by boys, they get cooties. Also pregnant.
— Wed May 05 2010 15:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2992:New photo album from Mexico City: the Zocalo. http://bit.ly/aLImaX - A rally in Mexico's national square.
— Thu May 06 2010 00:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2993:The most common and pernicious form of censorship is practiced by the individual against himself to protect his own investments.
— Thu May 06 2010 10:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2994:The "simple life" isn't really simple if it involves a ton of obligations, like mowing the hay, cleaning the barn and feeding the animals.
— Fri May 07 2010 01:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2995:Photography Rule #1: If you could have got the photo off the internet, then it isn't worth taking yourself.
— Fri May 07 2010 04:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2996:If you sext my imaginary girlfriend, I'll beat your virtual ass!
— Fri May 07 2010 19:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2997:The greatest enemy of the individual is his own ego.
— Sat May 08 2010 09:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2998:My favorite word: "Organic" — something that flows naturally from the unique circumstances and resources that happen to be available to you.
— Sat May 08 2010 13:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2999:A "jerk" is not merely an idiot but a vain and humorless idiot who blames others for his own defects.
— Sat May 08 2010 16:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3000:On my bucket list: Do some serious shopping at Bed, Bath & Beyond.
— Sat May 08 2010 22:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar

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