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#3001:I suppose I could Wikipedia it, but what is a "Kardashian" and why is it relevant to our life on Earth?
— Sat May 08 2010 23:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3002:Mother's Day Photo: In New England, all the Mums are hardy! http://bit.ly/cwOIga
— Sun May 09 2010 23:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3003:Society is composed largely of actors — people who play the roles given to them. Few are creators — those who do what actors only emulate.
— Mon May 10 2010 00:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3004:Today's photos from Vermont: http://bit.ly/cEQhAG
— Mon May 10 2010 00:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3005:Deception is the way of the universe, and detection of it is the primary challenge of life.
— Mon May 10 2010 02:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3006:Fact-checking Prince: "She wore a raspberry beret, the kind you find at a secondhand store." Been to many Goodwills and not found said hat.
— Mon May 10 2010 09:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3007:Given the choice between solving your own problems and expecting someone to rescue you, rescue seems easier but is more costly in the end.
— Mon May 10 2010 09:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3008:Photo Journal: Mauled by Tiger at Roman Forum. http://bit.ly/9xDUQg - I am assaulted by a wild animal at an Italian archaeological site.
— Mon May 10 2010 16:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3009:Today's Photos: Burlington, Vermont. http://bit.ly/doT4xs
— Tue May 11 2010 00:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3010:Dateline: Burlington, Vermont, May 10, 2010. A photographic representation of "Marriage" http://bit.ly/971WHT
— Tue May 11 2010 09:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3011:On my bucket list: Buy the box set of "America's Funniest Home Videos" and watch every single episode since the series began.
— Tue May 11 2010 21:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3012:On my bucket list: Learn how to tell the difference between various forms of liquor.
— Tue May 11 2010 21:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3013:On my bucket list: Master the art of sexual innuendo.
— Tue May 11 2010 21:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3014:On my bucket list: Be forced to take a paternity test.
— Tue May 11 2010 21:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3015:On my bucket list: Seriously injure myself doing something foolhardy and dangerous while drinking beer.
— Tue May 11 2010 21:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3016:Taste — be it for food, fashion, music or sex — is always an illusion. It is the promise of something more than what you actually get.
— Wed May 12 2010 01:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3017:Domesticity is the enemy of creativity.
— Wed May 12 2010 07:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3018:Trying to capture love with marriage is like displaying a wild animal on your wall. As soon as you have nailed it down, you've killed it.
— Wed May 12 2010 07:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3019:The only benefit of wealth is the freedom to not worry about money. You'll find other things to worry about!
— Wed May 12 2010 13:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3020:The modern debate on marijuana neglects the many contributions potheads have made made to our society, such as overuse of the word "man!"
— Thu May 13 2010 09:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3021:We wouldn't buy most of the things we do if we amortized them over time and found out how much they actually cost us per use.
— Thu May 13 2010 09:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3022:In truth, you can never really "own" anything. You can only "rent".
— Thu May 13 2010 09:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3023:Europe is full of old shit, which Americans think is special. Really, though, it's just ordinary shit that got old.
— Fri May 14 2010 19:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3024:"The difference between Americans & Europeans is that Europeans think 100 miles is a long way and Americans think 100 years is a long time."
— Sat May 15 2010 19:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3025:On my bucket list: Drink so much alcohol that I vomit or pass out.
— Sun May 16 2010 03:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3026:It's hard to get upset about counterfeit Gucci, Armani, Chanel, Pierre Cardin or Rolex goods, since these products are frauds to begin with.
— Sun May 16 2010 19:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3027:Internet porn is about as sexy as a rectal exam. In fact, in many cases it _IS_ a rectal exam!
— Tue May 18 2010 08:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3028:Most of what passes for "creativity" is simply a prisoner decorating the walls of his cell without attempting to leave it.
— Tue May 18 2010 20:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3029:Belief follows emotional necessity. Evidence is backfilled later to support the belief.
— Wed May 19 2010 10:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3030:Never attempt to explain by terrestrial means that which can be accounted for by extraterrestrial intervention.
— Wed May 19 2010 14:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3031:It's sad when you squander your final days on Earth looking for life on other planets.
— Thu May 20 2010 00:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3032:Money can buy freedom, but more often it just buys temporary escape from responsibility.
— Thu May 20 2010 01:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3033:There's nothing natural about our body. It's just the life support system we find ourselves trapped in.
— Thu May 20 2010 01:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3034:"Violators Will Be Prosecuted To The Fullest Extent Of The Law" is an empty threat. Justice would be overloaded and come to a halt!
— Thu May 20 2010 11:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3035:Never attempt to explain by earthly means that which can be accounted for by divine intervention.
— Thu May 20 2010 11:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3036:The most secure prison is one without bars or locks, that exists only in the mind of the prisoner because he has invested in it.
— Thu May 20 2010 18:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3037:It is impossible to tell good fortune from bad fortune until long after the event has passed.
— Thu May 20 2010 19:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3038:VIdeo: Undersea trials of my new pocket video camera. http://bit.ly/9F0d2q - Conducted at Motel 6, Akron, Ohio.
— Sat May 22 2010 10:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3039:Evil is a deception committed against oneself then projected outward onto the world.
— Sun May 23 2010 01:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3040:Nothing restores one's ego to balance like good old-fashioned failure.
— Sun May 23 2010 08:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3041:Video: Stunning revelations from St. Louis. http://bit.ly/bgarkM - Is the arch merely a monument or something more?
— Sun May 23 2010 10:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3042:New Photo Album: Central Market in Florence, Italy. http://bit.ly/bEk8Ib
— Sun May 23 2010 10:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3043:New Photo Album: Florence, Italy. http://bit.ly/bWbjzd - Last weekend.
— Sun May 23 2010 10:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3044:New video: Life on the Texas Panhandle. http://bit.ly/cTKWSx - It can be hard, but here's how to address it.
— Mon May 24 2010 10:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3045:"Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions." Frank Lloyd Wright via @tweetsayings
— Mon May 24 2010 14:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3046:Ain't it amazing how the religion you were born into just happens to be the right one. That's the magic of faith!
— Mon May 24 2010 17:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3047:The main thing people are hiding when they jealously guard their privacy is just how boring their lives really are.
— Mon May 24 2010 22:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3048:How interesting a person is in real life is inversely proportional to the number of Facebook privacy features they have turned on.
— Mon May 24 2010 22:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3049:Sex is a delusional system that allows you to believe you are compatible with someone you would have nothing to do with otherwise.
— Tue May 25 2010 11:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3050:Youth, in every place and time, thinks it can do anything, blithely takes on debts, then spends the rest of its life enslaved to them.
— Tue May 25 2010 14:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3051:The secret of eternal youth is to remain free of any permanent obligation.
— Tue May 25 2010 14:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3052:"Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you." ~ Sartre via @philo_quotes
— Tue May 25 2010 18:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3053:As the brain deteriorates, humans revert into packrats, saving juice containers and bits of string for future use that never comes.
— Tue May 25 2010 18:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3054:New Video: Message from a Tribal Elder in New Mexico. http://bit.ly/c0w41i - 1:46 - "Remember who was here first." YouTube
— Tue May 25 2010 23:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3055:"Follow your heart" is usually just a euphemism for "Follow your deluded self-absorbed fantasy that's bound to fail."
— Wed May 26 2010 11:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3056:"Boom and Bust" is the cycle of life. Boom is when you think you can do anything and overcommit yourself. Bust is when you pay the price.
— Thu May 27 2010 00:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3057:New Video: "In Heaven, you get to listen to CNN... if you're very, very good!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjA8D6f9clg
— Thu May 27 2010 08:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3058:People are usually paid according to how much damage they can cause not how much good they can do.
— Thu May 27 2010 14:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3059:Apple is now bigger than Microsoft. Does that mean Good triumphed over Evil, or did Apple become evil?
— Thu May 27 2010 18:23 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3060:If you have dogs or children, you can't afford the finer points of hygiene or interior decorating. Mere survival is the only goal.
— Thu May 27 2010 19:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3061:Geek humor. RT @tehawesome: If you google "recursion" then Google asks if you meant "recursion." http://bit.ly/92SFEO
— Thu May 27 2010 19:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3062:"Entertainment" is a business model designed to generate profit and absorb human resources without actually accomplishing anything.
— Thu May 27 2010 20:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3063:The aim of marketing is to sell you useless adjectives (brands, styles) because there's little profit in simple nouns that get the job done.
— Fri May 28 2010 00:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3064:Choose your parents wisely, and if you can't do that just grin and bear it.
— Fri May 28 2010 00:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3065:Wealth is an enabling mechanism that allows people to regress to the primitive state of self-centered children.
— Fri May 28 2010 01:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3066:It takes a special breed of human to choose a pit bull as a pet: M - O - R - O - N. (They like guns, too, but luckily they can't spell.)
— Fri May 28 2010 03:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3067:Celebrities are PAID to endorse products, right? Everyone knows it. So why does the ruse work? Are people stupid? (Don't answer that!)
— Fri May 28 2010 11:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3068:The trouble with being God is that when people start having faith in You, they stop taking responsibility for their own problems.
— Fri May 28 2010 11:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3069:RT @PitOwnr - "I was going to take issue with your tweet, but after viewing your bio and web pages can see that your meds are late."
— Fri May 28 2010 11:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3070:Bio for @PitOwnr: "Responsible owner of 7 Pit Bulls trying to educate the uninformed on the virtues and dangers of the breed."
— Fri May 28 2010 11:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3071:With all the noble causes in this world, why would one dedicate ones life to a certain killer breed of dog? Because one is already invested!
— Fri May 28 2010 12:01 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3072:Just passed Pleasant Valley State Prison in California. Shouldn't prisons have more sinister names for deterrent effect?
— Fri May 28 2010 22:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3073:The dangers of stimulants in any system are the risk of dependence and the risk of a crash when they are removed.
— Fri May 28 2010 23:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3074:Judging from the ads for Red Bull, it's hard to see how it differs from meth. Isn't there a downside to all this "energy"?
— Fri May 28 2010 23:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3075:Soaking your brain in drugs or alcohol suggests you don't have much respect for it. Would you throw sand in the gas tank of a car you loved?
— Fri May 28 2010 23:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3076:Doctor, lawyer, engineer, scientist, pilot — prestigious positions or stupid factory work? If you like being a small cog in a big machine...
— Sat May 29 2010 10:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3077:New video: "Searching for Intelligent Life at Vasquez Rocks" http://bit.ly/crvX3t - Star Trek parody filmed yesterday.
— Sat May 29 2010 11:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3078:There's little dignity in selling people things you know they don't need. Unfortunately, that's where most of the money is.
— Sun May 30 2010 13:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3079:Some possessions are truly useful. Most, however, are only intended to glorify the owner and end up holding him down.
— Sun May 30 2010 19:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3080:Youth is all about following your heart, believing in magic and suffering the consequences. Maturity is when you listen to your brain.
— Mon May 31 2010 02:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3081:Scenery is meaningless without human context. #sixwordstories
— Mon May 31 2010 02:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3082:Knowing the right thing to do and actually doing it are two different things, separated by habit and fear.
— Mon May 31 2010 02:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3083:Objects can't really make you happy. Only achievements can. Objects are valuable only when they help you achieve something important.
— Mon May 31 2010 12:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3084:Macintosh users have the warm and fuzzy feeling of being involved in a progressive social movement. PC users just get work done.
— Mon May 31 2010 12:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3085:Macintoshism — a religion that contends you can change the world merely by choice of computers. Believers willing to endure great hardship.
— Mon May 31 2010 12:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3086:New video from our sponsor in Paducah, Kentucky: Finkel's Fair Stores. 0:21 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTT1oujyMDI
— Tue Jun 01 2010 01:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3087:Life is a mistake, a catastrophe, a deviation from the plan. It's all a matter, now, of what you make of it.
— Tue Jun 01 2010 11:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3088:In the world of vapid pseudo-news, weather is the most reliable. It's always happening somewhere!
— Tue Jun 01 2010 12:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3089:Nothing comes free! RT @harpers: Avg % by which a bar-smoking ban in a US county increases the rate of drunk-driving fatalities: 13
— Tue Jun 01 2010 12:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3090:New video upload: Arriving at the Colosseum in Rome (May 16) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvBhGb_ak2A
— Tue Jun 01 2010 13:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3091:Today's hot new technology is tomorrow's garage sale junk. Just hope you get enough use from it before that happens.
— Tue Jun 01 2010 22:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3092:The function of religion is to give false meaning to those without the courage to change.
— Wed Jun 02 2010 06:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3093:Metal buildings are never silent. They wail in the wind and pop in the sun. They're dissatisfied and histrionic. Gender: female.
— Wed Jun 02 2010 06:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3094:Listening to Billy Joel's "Always a Woman". The classic song of the psycho bitch enabler.
— Wed Jun 02 2010 20:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3095:The real measure of wealth is not your income but how much freedom you have left after expenses.
— Wed Jun 02 2010 20:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3096:Love is harmless. The obligations that come with it are not.
— Thu Jun 03 2010 12:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3097:Responsibility means taking charge of the things you fear.
— Thu Jun 03 2010 12:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3098:If you support someone unconditionally, they will take advantage of you unconditionally. They will use your support to avoid responsibility.
— Thu Jun 03 2010 12:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3099:Government is inevitable and inevitably inept. #sixwordstories
— Thu Jun 03 2010 23:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3100:On my bucket list: Make a fortune catering to people's basest instincts.
— Thu Jun 03 2010 23:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar

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