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#3501:You need: food, medical care, a safe place to sleep, community with others and a meaningful mission. Almost every other "need" is imaginary.
— Sat Aug 14 2010 19:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3502:Photo: A vegetarian protest outside a McDonalds in downtown Boston. (a week ago) http://bit.ly/axh90J
— Sat Aug 14 2010 21:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3503:WARNING: The State of California may contain objects known by the State of California to cause extreme apathy — excessive warning signs!
— Sat Aug 14 2010 22:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3504:People are bounded by fences of their own creation and are loath to cross them except under duress.
— Sun Aug 15 2010 00:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3505:There will always be a difference between theory and reality. Plans never turn out quite as expected. The wise can adjust. The unwise can't.
— Sun Aug 15 2010 05:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3506:Given there are millions of "germs" on every surface, the real issue is the health of your immune system, not how much Lysol™ you use.
— Sun Aug 15 2010 10:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3507:Americans believe the best way to solve a problem is buying a product rather than changing their lifestyle to address it at its root.
— Sun Aug 15 2010 11:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3508:The American economy is dependent on selling people things they don't need, because there is little profit in selling things they do need.
— Sun Aug 15 2010 11:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3509:The job of advertising is to stimulate artificial demand.
— Sun Aug 15 2010 11:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3510:That's quite a resume you have there! You spent your life selling people things they don't need. @DarthVader would be proud!
— Sun Aug 15 2010 11:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3511:It is human nature to stockpile resources (food, tools, etc) for future lean times, but in an environment of plenty it becomes pathological.
— Sun Aug 15 2010 14:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3512:RVs are for people who enjoy the free-wheeling, happy-go-lucky, devil-may-care lifestyle as long as they can take all their stuff with them.
— Sun Aug 15 2010 16:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3513:They're called "convenience stores" because they're very convenient. They put height markings by the door so you know how tall you are.
— Sun Aug 15 2010 18:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3514:Isn't it pointless to charge someone with capital murder but put him on suicide watch if he tries to kill himself?
— Sun Aug 15 2010 18:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3515:It is impossible to tell good fortune from bad until time has passed.
— Sun Aug 15 2010 19:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3516:The implicit message of marriage is, "I don't trust you." If your love was so secure, why would it need this public declaration?
— Mon Aug 16 2010 00:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3517:This is all you need to know about centigrade: 0 is freezing; 40 is Hell on Earth, and 25 is Heaven.
— Mon Aug 16 2010 01:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3518:The only trouble with love and understanding is it can't stand up to thugs and despots, who feel no compulsion to return the favor.
— Mon Aug 16 2010 11:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3519:"Thank you for flying Anhedonian Air. Have a wonderless day." @rejecter - Hey, Annie Donia is a friend of mine!
— Mon Aug 16 2010 13:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3520:"Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late." - Benjamin Franklin via @tweetsayings
— Mon Aug 16 2010 14:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3521:RT: @WSJ This was our most-tweeted story over the weekend: How Power Affects Us http://on.wsj.com/9aSOSK
— Mon Aug 16 2010 21:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3522:"I deny the need for meaning because I'm terrified there isn't any." @rejecter - Of course there isn't any. You have to invent it.
— Mon Aug 16 2010 22:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3523:Photo: In Sarajevo, sampling local Bosnian cuisine http://bit.ly/9StCyY (three weeks ago)
— Tue Aug 17 2010 00:01 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3524:To destroy someone you don't need guns or knives. Just give him instant fame or a large sum of money and watch him destroy himself.
— Tue Aug 17 2010 02:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3525:The good news: Nature doesn't waste souls. You'll be back in a new body after this one. Bad news: You can't take your experience with you.
— Tue Aug 17 2010 10:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3526:The only ways to achieve immortality are to be extremely evil (like Hitler) or to share your wisdom so people keep coming back to it.
— Tue Aug 17 2010 10:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3527:The common feature of a know-it-all is how little he knows. He has to flaunt and parade his knowledge because he doesn't have much of it.
— Tue Aug 17 2010 11:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3528:Knowledge should not be confused with wisdom, which is an awareness of where your knowledge ends.
— Tue Aug 17 2010 11:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3529:The true test of human character is how a person behaves when he has power over others and no accountability.
— Tue Aug 17 2010 15:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3530:There is no humiliating task that people aren't willing to do, day after day, year after year, for the illusion of job security.
— Tue Aug 17 2010 16:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3531:If you set your standards too high, the thing that the standards apply to will never get done.
— Tue Aug 17 2010 16:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3532:Some of the most crippled ones are those who grew up in affluent suburbia, only to discover the world doesn't work that way.
— Tue Aug 17 2010 16:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3533:It is a miracle of modern marketing how the Coca-Cola company can take ordinary tap water and turn it into Dasani™.
— Tue Aug 17 2010 16:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3534:The forests of Europe are free of poison ivy and Lyme disease but have a persistent werewolf, vampire and Big Bad Wolf problem.
— Tue Aug 17 2010 16:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3535:I don't know which is worse, porn or Norman Rockwell. Seriously, people believed that perfect white America shit!
— Tue Aug 17 2010 22:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3536:RT @HuffingtonPort SCARY look At How Unemployment Has Swept Across America http://huff.to/av3HM3 - Good news: Nebraska still looks fine!
— Tue Aug 17 2010 23:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3537:Our Brave New World is supported by a legion of idiots — people falling for the absurd scams advertised on the margins of web pages.
— Wed Aug 18 2010 11:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3538:Google's motto is "Don't be evil," but it has become the world's largest purveyor of porn and consumer ad scams. Should be "See no evil."
— Wed Aug 18 2010 11:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3539:Twitter Inc has created the perfect platform for NOT making any money. This can't last forever. How long before Google buys it?
— Wed Aug 18 2010 11:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3540:A 1992 news report on the siege of Sarajevo. Video: http://youtu.be/3PJjAczCf3k - My 2010 photos: http://bit.ly/bI0ONC
— Wed Aug 18 2010 12:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3541:Kilroy's Rules of Twitter Style: http://bit.ly/bRtf6g - The rules I (usually) follow myself.
— Wed Aug 18 2010 13:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3542:Consciousness is not infinite. Every thought takes time, and perception registers only a few features of your environment at one time.
— Wed Aug 18 2010 22:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3543:The value of photography is that it records more of the environment than you notice at the time.
— Wed Aug 18 2010 22:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3544:Children have crazy ideas but grow out of them. Adults are less likely to because they invest in those ideas and can't accept the loss.
— Wed Aug 18 2010 22:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3545:The Afghan and Iraq wars were cleverly designed to support our VA hospital system and keep it supplied with patients for the next 50 years.
— Wed Aug 18 2010 22:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3546:Video: Explaining the Fall of Rome (from outside the Roman Forum) http://youtu.be/aR7vE5YEvms - It just got too damn big!
— Thu Aug 19 2010 01:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3547:SPOILER ALERT: It was all just a dream after all.
— Thu Aug 19 2010 11:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3548:The most effective form of censorship is when you talk directly at someone but they just don't hear.
— Thu Aug 19 2010 11:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3549:Being famous doesn't make you rich. You get rich by using your fame to hawk some rip-off product.
— Thu Aug 19 2010 14:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3550:The first defense of the narcissist is to accuse others of selfishness.
— Thu Aug 19 2010 15:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3551:An actor is with you when he's with you but not when he's not.
— Thu Aug 19 2010 15:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3552:An actor is a professional faker — and probably a personal one too. Don't expect much fidelity from someone who's job is to be someone else.
— Thu Aug 19 2010 15:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3553:Don't fagetta payah fayah when ridin' the "T" to Hahvahd Squayah. http://myloc.me/aNFhI
— Thu Aug 19 2010 19:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3554:"Sometimes I'm not sure if I love you or if I've been here so long the Stockholm Syndrome is kicking in." @Paxochka - Aren't they the same?
— Fri Aug 20 2010 02:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3555:"They were originally going to put a Christian place of worship at Ground Zero, but WAL-MART backed out at the last minute." @Remiel
— Fri Aug 20 2010 02:30 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3556:Not sure what it's good for, but I've signed up for LinkedIn: http://www.linkedin.com/in/kilroycafe
— Fri Aug 20 2010 16:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3557:Photo: @TheBosha interviewed in an undisclosed location. Acknowledges tunnels could contain alien life. http://bit.ly/aeBb10 (Aug. 8)
— Fri Aug 20 2010 16:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3558:The only thing certain about life is uncertainty. Your best laid plans wil never turn out quite as expected.
— Fri Aug 20 2010 23:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3559:No matter how carefully you plan ahead, there are bound to be unexpected events that undermine the underlying assumptions of those plans.
— Fri Aug 20 2010 23:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3560:If you don't know what to do with your life, then your mission is to explore. You want to collect experiences but not commitments.
— Fri Aug 20 2010 23:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3561:Dear @DeathStarPR: Have you considered rebranding? Your Life Star™ emits a Hope Ray™ to clear a path for new growth.
— Sat Aug 21 2010 00:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3562:Addiction and fatalism go hand in hand. You don't have one without the other.
— Sat Aug 21 2010 01:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3563:In life, as in Las Vegas, only the winners get publicity. The losers follow them, make unwise gambles and continue to fail.
— Sat Aug 21 2010 12:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3564:Age of Chivalry Renaissance Faire, Las Vegas, Oct. 8-10 http://www.lvrenfair.com/ - I'll be attending (as a mere peasant). A total hoot!
— Sun Aug 22 2010 14:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3565:American industry is run by retards, people who already have enough money but who have nothing better to do than acquire more of it.
— Mon Aug 23 2010 01:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3566:Most of the things other people can do, you can do too. If you think you can't it's probably because you haven't seriously tried.
— Mon Aug 23 2010 03:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3567:The greatest asset — and deepest flaw — of humans is their willingness to follow others and accept the assumptions they are given.
— Tue Aug 24 2010 00:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3568:New photos from Sedona, Arizona: http://bit.ly/bTc541 (yesterday)
— Tue Aug 24 2010 01:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3569:Power turns little people into assholes. Those with the lowest self-esteem become the biggest jerks as soon as they gain power over others.
— Tue Aug 24 2010 08:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3570:People who are least deserving of their good fortune have the biggest ego.
— Tue Aug 24 2010 13:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3571:Brilliant plan! RT @HollywoodKodiak Meanwhile, back in his Malthusian lair, The Sterilizer readied his IQ-targeted infertility ray.
— Tue Aug 24 2010 22:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3572:Life, in fact, may be a holographic projection, but since it's the best reality we have, we must live it as though it was real.
— Tue Aug 24 2010 23:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3573:You are not responsible for the fate of planets, only for the things you can reasonably change.
— Tue Aug 24 2010 23:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3574:"Consumer confidence" should not be confused with happiness, which may improve as people realize, "Hey, we don't need this stuff anyway!"
— Wed Aug 25 2010 00:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3575:The key to success on Twitter is being fashionably cynical about your life. No one wants to read about you getting things done.
— Wed Aug 25 2010 01:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3576:RT @washingtonpost July plunge in home sales is a necessary economic colonic: http://wapo.st/bAjdCt
— Wed Aug 25 2010 01:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3577:The old American Dream of home ownership will be replaced by a new, more American dream: freedom of movement tethered only to the internet.
— Wed Aug 25 2010 01:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3578:Time to revive an old term: "frigid" — people who are incapable of giving to others, who suck the joy out of any room they enter.
— Wed Aug 25 2010 08:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3579:You can't tell people their own personality flaws. They'll either become defensive and angry or claim they're too old or weak to change.
— Wed Aug 25 2010 08:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3580:You can make a pseudo-life by monitoring the news and commenting on it online, but that's not the same as having a real life of your own.
— Wed Aug 25 2010 12:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3581:The news is a convenient addiction to distract you from how little is happening in your own life.
— Wed Aug 25 2010 13:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3582:The only opinions worth expressing are those that apply to every place and time, that people will still find meaningful years from now.
— Wed Aug 25 2010 13:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3583:Wisdom is knowing what you don't know — and being able to function without knowing it.
— Wed Aug 25 2010 13:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3584:Instead of making one grand decision based on faith, you should make many small decisions based on knowledge.
— Wed Aug 25 2010 13:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3585:Avoid making decisions until you have to act on them. A delayed decision is usually a better informed one.
— Wed Aug 25 2010 13:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3586:After WWII, there were still some old Nazis who believed in the cause. The only thing to do with these people is let time kill them off.
— Wed Aug 25 2010 15:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3587:Germans tend to shop wisely and save more money than they spend. It's this kind of anti-American attitude that's hobbling the world economy!
— Wed Aug 25 2010 15:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3588:Seminole, Oklahoma: home of the finest beef jerky in all the land. Photo: http://j.mp/aiEoao - Related: My jaw hurts!
— Wed Aug 25 2010 15:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3589:FYI: Due to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, once you know I'm someplace, I'm not there anymore. Wikipedia: http://j.mp/cydM9B
— Wed Aug 25 2010 15:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3590:The art of management should not be confused with the art of selling management seminars.
— Wed Aug 25 2010 16:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3591:He who attends management seminars doesn't get it and probably never will.
— Wed Aug 25 2010 16:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3592:The only difference between luxury marketing and con artistry is legality. If done right, the mark doesn't even know he's been taken.
— Wed Aug 25 2010 16:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3593:Bathing in the Arkansas River near Van Buren. Photo: http://j.mp/bEsUFT - The soap employed: http://j.mp/9e4vqe
— Wed Aug 25 2010 20:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3594:One little shark attack ruins the beach for everyone, but one deadly car accident doesn't ruin the highway. Why?
— Thu Aug 26 2010 00:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3595:When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but when it gives you something better, by all means change beverages!
— Thu Aug 26 2010 00:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3596:Marriage is a religious institution, performed by priests of whatever faith you believe in. Why should government be involved at all?
— Thu Aug 26 2010 01:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3597:The thing none of us is prepared for is how love can turn into a prison.
— Thu Aug 26 2010 02:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3598:Perjury is a crime reserved mainly for the rich and famous when their lies reach the tabloids.
— Thu Aug 26 2010 02:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3599:All dreams, even when they come true, eventually turn into work.
— Thu Aug 26 2010 08:23 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3600:On my bucket list: Join a Christian mega-church so my spiritual needs can be fulfilled with the greatest efficiency possible.
— Thu Aug 26 2010 08:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar

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