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#3601:What we often take for symbiosis is really just parasite and host.
— Thu Aug 26 2010 08:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3602:We all tend to overestimate our ability to predict the future. We say, "I have this totally worked out," then time proves we don't.
— Thu Aug 26 2010 12:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3603:In the end, every man must stand alone.
— Thu Aug 26 2010 13:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3604:The rarest and most valuable of all human abilities is being relevant to the topic at hand.p
— Thu Aug 26 2010 14:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3605:The rarest and most valuable of all human abilities is being relevant to the topic at hand.
— Thu Aug 26 2010 14:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3606:The inevitable effect of power is to cut you off from the people you have power over.
— Thu Aug 26 2010 14:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3607:Possible public hike of Tikaboo Peak (Area 51 viewpoint in Nevada) on Oct. 10 http://j.mp/bjoBlz - What do you think?
— Thu Aug 26 2010 16:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3608:Outside Graceland, Memphis TN: Most Elvis fans are — How shall I say this? — elderly. Frickin' old! BTW: I ain't paying $30 for this tour!
— Thu Aug 26 2010 17:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3609:Do you realize that if Elvis were alive today he'd probably be dead?
— Thu Aug 26 2010 18:07 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3610:Shakers and Mormons arose in the same era. Shakers believed in celibacy, Mormons in plural marriage. Shakers died out... I rest my case.
— Thu Aug 26 2010 18:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3611:Brilliant career move! Both Elvis and Michael. Couldn't have timed it better!
— Thu Aug 26 2010 19:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3612:Photo: Ma and Pa Boomer visit Graceland. http://j.mp/bCq560
— Thu Aug 26 2010 20:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3613:Tupelo, MS: In 1938, Elvis' daddy went to prison for 8 months. Seems he sold a pig, received a check for $4 and changed the "4" to "14".
— Thu Aug 26 2010 21:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3614:It's the same ol' story in Alabama: The brand spankin' new Wal-Mart Supercenter put the po' lil' Piggly Wiggly outta bidnis.
— Thu Aug 26 2010 23:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3615:Some of the smartest people are also the dumbest. Smart, it turns out, doesn't always mean wise, especially concerning ones own limitations.
— Fri Aug 27 2010 07:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3616:There is nothing as ingenuine as the public apologies of those who would have continued their bad behavior had they not been caught.
— Fri Aug 27 2010 08:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3617:Elvis supposedly changed music, but he wrote none of his own songs, so didn't the writers actually change music? Wasn't Elvis a fraud?
— Fri Aug 27 2010 10:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3618:Elvis died of a broken heart. He was famous only for mouthing other people's words, not his own. He was a washed up fake and he knew it.
— Fri Aug 27 2010 10:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3619:Before you worship a singer for how their song touched you, shouldn't you ask if they actually wrote the song?
— Fri Aug 27 2010 10:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3620:If you mess with Elvis, you're messing with people's religion.
— Fri Aug 27 2010 11:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3621:Photo: Death on Elvis' doorstep, Tupelo, Mississippi: http://j.mp/97jJK8 - Full album: http://j.mp/9q82QJ
— Fri Aug 27 2010 14:01 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3622:Owning a home is fine if the main thing you want to do with your life is maintain and pay for it.
— Fri Aug 27 2010 16:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3623:Utopias, in the real world, almost always turn into prisons.
— Fri Aug 27 2010 18:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3624:There's a difference between freely believing something and believing it because you have set up your life so you now have no choice.
— Fri Aug 27 2010 23:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3625:"Unplug the Signal: The Truth Will Not Be Televised" http://j.mp/dwVsED - This article is wordy and Quixotic but I love the title!
— Fri Aug 27 2010 23:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3626:Quixotic — "not sensible about practical matters; idealistic and unrealistic." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quixotism
— Fri Aug 27 2010 23:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3627:New photo album: Arcosanti - Utopia in the Arizona Desert. http://j.mp/bmTT0u - Also see Biosphere 2: http://j.mp/dvXimF
— Sat Aug 28 2010 01:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3628:You don't help people with big, flashy gifts. You help them with quiet and consistent compassion you probably won't be thanked for.
— Sat Aug 28 2010 09:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3629:Germany had its own charismatic Glenn Beck. He was called Adolf.
— Sat Aug 28 2010 09:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3630:Success is one of the greatest barriers to growth. It tends to freeze you at whatever state you were in when it happened.
— Sat Aug 28 2010 10:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3631:There are too many worthy causes in the world and not enough time. Life is the art of choosing your causes so you have the greatest effect.
— Sat Aug 28 2010 12:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3632:You don't need a grand plan to live a meaningful life. After a few traumas, a plan will emerge and you'll know what to do.
— Sat Aug 28 2010 12:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3633:Family members are wonderful people to visit, but you wouldn't want to live with them.
— Sat Aug 28 2010 13:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3634:From the Department of Useless Studies... Duh! RT @washingtonpost Study links poverty to depression for moms: http://wapo.st/cmw03B
— Sat Aug 28 2010 13:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3635:Atrocities are nice-sounding theories carried out without regard to actual consequences.
— Sat Aug 28 2010 13:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3636:If you never tweet, I'll follow you forever. The more you tweet the more I am forced to decide whether your wisdom is worth the cost.
— Sat Aug 28 2010 16:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3637:Fine, you go out and have fun. Enjoy yourself. Don't mind me. I'll just sit here being passive-aggressive.
— Sat Aug 28 2010 16:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3638:Sarcasm is just another form of passive-aggression. If you have something to say, say it. There is no courage in saying the opposite.
— Sat Aug 28 2010 16:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3639:At the Lorain County Fair, Wellington, Ohio, observing the haphazard effects of breeding and husbandry... in humans!
— Sat Aug 28 2010 18:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3640:Dear pigs at the State Fair: Regardless whether you win or lose, they're still gonna eat you.
— Sat Aug 28 2010 19:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3641:Photo: Lorain County Fair, Wellington, Ohio: http://j.mp/aPGiZY
— Sat Aug 28 2010 20:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3642:On my bucket list: Learn to respect the opinions of others, no matter how idiotic.
— Sat Aug 28 2010 22:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3643:WAL-MART MOTEL $15/night — Park in supercenter lot. Sleeping bag $10. Tarp $5. Sleep in grass just out of sight. Wake and leave before dawn.
— Sat Aug 28 2010 22:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3644:Glenn Beck and Al Sharpton — separated at birth?
— Sat Aug 28 2010 23:01 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3645:@NevieGirl83 Shall we take wagers on the time left in this relationship?
— Sat Aug 28 2010 23:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3646:Obeying the law isn't a matter of "yes" or "no" but to what extent and under which circumstances. It's a moral calculation like any other.
— Sun Aug 29 2010 01:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3647:Thanks to the power of DARKNESS you can camp in some amazingly obvious places (like the grass behind Wal-Mart). Just vacate before dawn!
— Sun Aug 29 2010 01:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3648:There is no one quite so troubled as those who deign to entertain, who live for applause and whose standards of glory come from others.
— Sun Aug 29 2010 03:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3649:When the bad times hit, we always look back in shame at all the money we wasted in the good times.
— Sun Aug 29 2010 07:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3650:When you have a brilliant new idea, you can talk about it all you want, but ultimately you have to show people before they understand.
— Sun Aug 29 2010 07:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3651:Words alone can't power their way through blocks in people's perception. Only actions make a difference.
— Sun Aug 29 2010 07:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3652:Demographic research, polling and focus group studies have finally revealed the theme that resonates best with voters — bullshit!
— Sun Aug 29 2010 07:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3653:Sarcasm is irony laced with bitterness.
— Sun Aug 29 2010 08:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3654:Shout Out to all my tweeps who have starred my tweets. You'll be rewarded n Heaven with 72 virgins (or similar gender-specific compensation)
— Sun Aug 29 2010 08:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3655:Kant really should be spelled "Can't" because if you followed his rules nothing would get done.
— Sun Aug 29 2010 13:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3656:If you declare yourself an "ian" or an "ist", then you've stopped making true moral choices and decided to paint by the numbers instead.
— Sun Aug 29 2010 15:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3657:It is a human gift to discern patterns in chaos and live life as though it meant something.
— Sun Aug 29 2010 18:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3658:The first thing that happens when you become a professional musician is you lose your hearing — both literally and figuratively.
— Sun Aug 29 2010 20:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3659:RT @tweetsayings: Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment. - Jim Horning #quote
— Sun Aug 29 2010 21:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3660:Morality isn't a simple case of good and evil. It's about managing your limited resources and getting the most good you can from them.
— Sun Aug 29 2010 23:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3661:New blog entry: "Wal-Mart Motel: $20/night" http://j.mp/cYRfpE - Recounting my camping adventures last night in Pennsylvania.
— Mon Aug 30 2010 01:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3662:Personal growth evolves naturally toward greater wisdom and understanding... until it is blocked by investment.
— Mon Aug 30 2010 01:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3663:Your only potential threat is human, and these animals rarely leave their cars except to waddle into the Wal-Mart. http://j.mp/cYRfpE
— Mon Aug 30 2010 11:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3664:dishwasher — n. "labor saving" device that in the end saves no labor. Alternative: own just a few dishes and wash them as you use them!
— Mon Aug 30 2010 12:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3665:RT @TIME: Study shows narcissists love Facebook the most | http://su.pr/16rsIs
— Mon Aug 30 2010 13:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3666:The goal of art is not just to express yourself but to appeal to the audience to the point where they'll actually pay attention.
— Mon Aug 30 2010 14:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3667:If you ever have time to sit down and write your memoirs, you've pretty much stopped living.
— Mon Aug 30 2010 16:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3668:The ancient Egyptians believed the seat of the soul was the heart. Modern culture places it between the legs.
— Mon Aug 30 2010 16:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3669:He died doing what he loved best — taking foolish risks.
— Mon Aug 30 2010 16:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3670:Okay, so I'm an iPhony now. Photo: http://j.mp/aY0a7O (my very first iPhone photo -- disrupting the fabric of space-time)
— Mon Aug 30 2010 20:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3671:Facebook Places on the iPhone: You can check in but you can't check out! You got it — just like Hotel California or the Roach Motel!
— Mon Aug 30 2010 21:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3672:Every new technology comes at a cost. Whenever you upgrade to the next step, you are downgrading something else in your life.
— Mon Aug 30 2010 21:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3673:They died watching Jeopardy, when the excitement of the Daily Double was just too much.
— Tue Aug 31 2010 00:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3674:RT @TheEconomist: Safer than Canada: If you choose your route well, travel in Mexico is very safe http://econ.st/9rJQVX #economist #trav ...
— Tue Aug 31 2010 01:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3675:People believe what they have to believe to avoid disrupting their existing emotional investments.
— Tue Aug 31 2010 09:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3676:Anything you do aboard the Titanic doesn't negate the fact that the ship is still sinking.
— Tue Aug 31 2010 10:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3677:An addiction that has divided families and broken up marriages. Recycling. Just say no.
— Tue Aug 31 2010 10:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3678:Spooky Boston fact: From Park Street, every train is "Outbound".
— Tue Aug 31 2010 12:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3679:Seriously, never mess with a Recycling Nazi. Sometimes you have to smuggle things out just to throw them away.
— Tue Aug 31 2010 19:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3680:Best Little Whorehouse in Utah. #failedbroadwayshows
— Tue Aug 31 2010 22:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3681:Photo: Waiting for the trolley in Brookline, Mass. http://bit.ly/9wTtYx (yesterday)
— Wed Sep 01 2010 00:01 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3682:Society does not "advance" with time. It merely changes.
— Wed Sep 01 2010 01:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3683:Technology, law and medicine offer false promises. They do not improve life on Earth because each advance carries a hidden cost.
— Wed Sep 01 2010 01:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3684:Other Christians need to cut Mormons a break. Their religion isn't any more absurd than yours, just more efficient.
— Wed Sep 01 2010 02:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3685:If only we could see love with the clarity of those who are not in love.
— Wed Sep 01 2010 03:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3686:Love puts lipstick on a pig and insists it's not a pig -- and we believe it!
— Wed Sep 01 2010 03:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3687:For migraine pain try Trepanation(tm). Lets the good stuff in, the bad stuff out, and when you die your skull can be used as a saltshaker.
— Wed Sep 01 2010 10:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3688:WARNING: Trepanation(tm) should not be used by pregnant women. Side effects may include bleeding and hair loss. See your local practitioner.
— Wed Sep 01 2010 11:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3689:Join us for "Groomfest 2010" - a free camp-out and public hike near Area 51, Nevada. October 9-10 (Sat-Sun). http://j.mp/cFpBDD
— Wed Sep 01 2010 16:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3690:The phrase of the day is "parasitic human infants". And, yes, the nexus of the conspiracy IS the Discovery Channel. James Lee: dead prophet.
— Thu Sep 02 2010 10:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3691:Most studies waste of time, studies show. RT @TweetSmarter: Cops Not Sure How to Use Twitter, Study Shows http://j.mp/9JWwgp
— Thu Sep 02 2010 10:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3692:The beauty of a motel room is you can leave your clothes on the floor, mess up the bathroom and refuse to make your bed AND NO ONE GETS MAD!
— Thu Sep 02 2010 12:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3693:James Lee: first martyr in the war for better TV. Let us join him! Rise up! WE'RE MAD AS HELL AND NOT... Wait! Paris Hilton got arrested?!
— Thu Sep 02 2010 15:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3694:Have you been injured? Unfairly fired? Call our law firm. We'll help you get the maximum settlement. So you can gamble it away.
— Thu Sep 02 2010 16:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3695:Our greatest adversary is that guy who made our past decisions.
— Thu Sep 02 2010 20:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3696:The biggest delusion of romance is, "I can change him (her)."
— Fri Sep 03 2010 00:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3697:iPhone - the perfect lover. So responsive and yet so undemanding.
— Fri Sep 03 2010 10:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3698:In some prisons, they give you the key. It's hanging right there on the wall but you refuse to use it.
— Fri Sep 03 2010 10:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3699:The basic trauma of life is learning that the world we grew up in was an illusion.
— Fri Sep 03 2010 11:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3700:Blog entry on my camping experience last night in Kansas. http://j.mp/9GZpyQ
— Fri Sep 03 2010 11:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar

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