| #3701: | New photo album: NBC/Peacock TV crew at Area 51. http://j.mp/9KwOrj - March 2010, embargoed until now!
— Fri Sep 03 2010 12:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3702: | The most effective censorship takes place within the individual.
— Fri Sep 03 2010 13:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3703: | A difficult life skill is being able to engage in something enthusiastically without getting overcommitted.
— Fri Sep 03 2010 13:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3704: | The young man says, "I've got plenty of time. I'll change later." The old man says, "It's too late for me. I can't change now."
— Fri Sep 03 2010 14:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3705: | There is nothing pleasurable that can't turn into drudgery with repetition.
— Fri Sep 03 2010 21:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3706: | Classical music was designed for the wealthy to give them the illusion of culture without any meaning.
— Fri Sep 03 2010 23:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3707: | The time has come to kill the letter "X". It has no sound of its own and only serves pornographers. XXX will mark the spot we buried it.
— Sat Sep 04 2010 02:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3708: | On my bucket list: Become a writer of Hallmark greeting cards, voicing awkward sentiments for those who can't do it themselves.
— Sat Sep 04 2010 11:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3709: | Both lies and promises are hard to remember and prone to biting you back. Use them sparingly.
— Sat Sep 04 2010 13:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3710: | Misery, to some, is a necessary regulating device. Without it reckless euphoria would take over and cause even worse damage.
— Sat Sep 04 2010 13:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3711: | Interstate 24 - Kentucky's CORRIDOR OF DEATH for 'possums.
— Sat Sep 04 2010 20:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3712: | Rule #1 of starting your own religion: Do it thousands of years ago. That way all the evidence is lost except what your followers convey.
— Sat Sep 04 2010 21:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3713: | Zero calorie artificial sweeteners. Fat-free ice cream. Alcohol-free beer. Christian Rock.
— Sat Sep 04 2010 23:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3714: | (It's just coincidence, but check out the place stamp on my previous tweet.)
— Sat Sep 04 2010 23:23 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3715: | We were raised in an artificial fantasyland created for us by our parents. The trauma of life is learning that the world works differently.
— Sun Sep 05 2010 10:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3716: | We are each the center of our conscious universe. Maturity comes in understanding the needs and perspectives of people outside this bubble.
— Sun Sep 05 2010 11:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3717: | We spend our first few years in a classroom, learning what the world is like. We spend the rest of our lives unlearning it.
— Sun Sep 05 2010 11:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3718: | RT @MailOnline: £95,000-a-year benefits family of 12 re-homed in a £1,000-a-week house... after they trashed the last one http://bit.ly/ ...
— Sun Sep 05 2010 11:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3719: | Entertainment is not a substitute for living.
— Sun Sep 05 2010 12:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3720: | Photo: I feel in good company as one of Anwar's friends. I even get my own color! http://j.mp/cIbMqQ (Jan. 2009)
— Sun Sep 05 2010 12:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3721: | Every decision is an act of triage.
— Sun Sep 05 2010 16:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3722: | September is preparedness month. Are you prepared? Are any of us? How can you be prepared for what you're not prepared for?
— Sun Sep 05 2010 19:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3723: | On my bucket list: Have so many fans and followers that I can afford to abuse them horribly.
— Mon Sep 06 2010 13:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3724: | You can't "choose life" without also choosing death and suffering.
— Mon Sep 06 2010 16:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3725: | How many silly ways can you think of to spend money when you have too much of it? That's America!
— Mon Sep 06 2010 20:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3726: | One of America's greatest Presidents: Bill Clinton. (Seriously!) it was a time of both prosperity and responsibility.
— Tue Sep 07 2010 10:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3727: | The most insidious form of child abuse is a parent who gives the child anything he wants.
— Tue Sep 07 2010 10:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3728: | Money improves happiness, but only to a point. RT @MailOnline: Key to happiness? Start with £50k a year salary http://bit.ly/bCqxjq
— Tue Sep 07 2010 11:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3729: | To enjoy the cachet of Macintosh without enduring the computer itself: Take Apple logo, place over Compaq logo. Photo: http://j.mp/d8w8OZ
— Tue Sep 07 2010 13:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3730: | Marriage is like giving guns to teenagers. Who among us, in the heat of passion, can comprehend the implications of "Til Death Do You Part"?
— Tue Sep 07 2010 15:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3731: | WARNING: Asking people how they are may result in them telling you. (MRT @kristygee)
— Tue Sep 07 2010 18:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3732: | Prissy little Prius people.
— Tue Sep 07 2010 20:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3733: | The law is not morality, only a crude caricature of it. Some of history's worst atrocities were committed by people "just obeying the law."
— Tue Sep 07 2010 21:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3734: | Law is not something perfect and pure handed down by God. It is a flawed set of rules... (One of my better essays:) http://j.mp/akktLV
— Tue Sep 07 2010 21:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3735: | Walk a mile in my shoes. Then another. In fact, just keep the shoes. (MRT @funnyoneliners)
— Tue Sep 07 2010 21:30 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3736: | There is nothing as pathetic as the risk aversion and addiction to routine of those in the latter half of life. What are you saving it for?
— Wed Sep 08 2010 07:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3737: | Nothing is certain in life, but you can make a lot of money by selling people the illusion of certainty.
— Wed Sep 08 2010 09:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3738: | Procedures. Mothers are there to enforce procedures. Fail to follow procedures and you will suffer. Simple as that.
— Wed Sep 08 2010 10:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3739: | When one's whole life is a trip, it is more appropriate to say, "Have a safe stay!" when they spend more than one night in the same place.
— Wed Sep 08 2010 12:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3740: | Sometimes the sky really is falling, in which case Henny Penny would be best advised to short-sell the market rather than telling everyone.
— Wed Sep 08 2010 16:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3741: | NEW! At your supermarket now! Junk Food Throwback Editions. Made with REAL sugar, REAL fat and REAL salt!
— Wed Sep 08 2010 21:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3742: | Get this straight: A peanut is not a "nut" but a legume. When will the hypocrisy end?
— Thu Sep 09 2010 11:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3743: | Truth is a measure of how consistent one is with oneself.
— Thu Sep 09 2010 15:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3744: | Justice is an illusion of man, not a quality of nature.
— Thu Sep 09 2010 15:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3745: | If one has been wronged, one wants to cause equal pain to the person who did it, but this can't change what has already happened.
— Thu Sep 09 2010 15:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3746: | Justice takes time and huge amounts of money, but it produces little for society apart from deterrence.
— Thu Sep 09 2010 15:30 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3747: | If you are heading down a certain road, even an unproductive one, you are likely to stay on it because of all you have invested so far.
— Thu Sep 09 2010 17:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3748: | We stay on the same road not because it is the best but because turning back is so painful.
— Thu Sep 09 2010 17:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3749: | The 4WD dilemma: You're one hour down a dirt road that's getting rougher. Do you keep going or turn back, accepting the loss of two hours?
— Thu Sep 09 2010 17:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3750: | The further you go down a road, the harder it is to turn back.
— Thu Sep 09 2010 17:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3751: | Public relations can, for a while, convince people that gravity isn't there, but gravity will win in the end.
— Thu Sep 09 2010 18:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3752: | Always act cool, confident. Never let them see your desperation.
— Thu Sep 09 2010 19:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3753: | Government provides only half the regulation that controls our lies. The other half comes from risk of lawsuit. Both can be oppressive.
— Thu Sep 09 2010 20:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3754: | Every new law is a small death of freedom.
— Thu Sep 09 2010 20:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3755: | No society would be able to function if citizens weren't able to quietly evade the law to get things done.
— Thu Sep 09 2010 20:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3756: | Lawmaking is a never-ending arms race against the destructive effects of previous laws.
— Thu Sep 09 2010 20:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3757: | Religion. Simple answers for those who can't bear to leave childhood behind.
— Thu Sep 09 2010 21:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3758: | On my bucket list: Visit the Rutherford B. Hayes Presidential Library to learn about the life and times of this memorable leader.
— Fri Sep 10 2010 00:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3759: | Running out of gas is symbolic of most of life's disasters: preventable but non-negotiable once it happens.
— Fri Sep 10 2010 00:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3760: | There is no safe harbor. You can never go home. You can only sail onward. Forever alone.
— Fri Sep 10 2010 02:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3761: | People praise freedom in principle but usually choose prison in fact.
— Fri Sep 10 2010 03:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3762: | The. bigger the living space you have, the more unnecessary clutter you'll collect around you.
— Fri Sep 10 2010 10:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3763: | Humans are natural hoarders. They infuse objects with emotional meaning and don't want to part with them.
— Fri Sep 10 2010 10:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3764: | The mantra of the hoarder: "I may need that later." In fact, the storage cost almost always exceeds the potential utility.
— Fri Sep 10 2010 10:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3765: | Owning a home is a deal with the Devil. It becomes a collecting space for junk that holds you down for the rest of your life.
— Fri Sep 10 2010 11:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3766: | In modern life, you need a laptop, a smartphone, a camera and a passport. Everything else can be acquired as needed and discarded after.
— Fri Sep 10 2010 11:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3767: | Way to go, gays! Thanks to your activism, you can get trapped in lifeless marriages and fight in senseless wars just like the rest of us.
— Fri Sep 10 2010 11:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3768: | The young man says, "I've got plenty of time. I'll change later." The old man says, "It's too late for me. I can't change now." So when?
— Fri Sep 10 2010 12:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3769: | "Liberty, once lost, is lost forever."—John Adams. Wrong, John! Many have regained their freedom, but you have to decide you want it back.
— Fri Sep 10 2010 16:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3770: | The trouble with most people my age is they've gotten really, really old. They've gone from "Anything is possible" to "Nothing is possible."
— Fri Sep 10 2010 16:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3771: | If you demand a vow of celibacy from your priests, their sexuality will be forced underground where it is bound to do terrible things.
— Sat Sep 11 2010 10:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3772: | People who cannot express their true feelings to the world are dangerous. Their frustration becomes subversive aggression.
— Sat Sep 11 2010 10:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3773: | So what is the Catholic Church going to do: continue to recruit the most repressed members of society or allow priests to marry?
— Sat Sep 11 2010 10:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3774: | Sex has power mainly when it is denied.
— Sat Sep 11 2010 10:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3775: | RT @donni: Most children are tiny distractable Hitlers.
— Sat Sep 11 2010 11:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3776: | To succeed in a great athletic competition you need drive, stamina, focus and a complete clueless indifference to the rest of the world.
— Sat Sep 11 2010 12:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3777: | New photos added to "Mackinaw City and St. Ignace" (where the Great Lakes come together) http://j.mp/aJ7W4s
— Sat Sep 11 2010 12:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3778: | Change should not be mistaken for progress.
— Sat Sep 11 2010 13:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3779: | Government is either a dictatorship or management by committee, neither of which are effective solutions.
— Sat Sep 11 2010 15:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3780: | RT @drlori71: RT @VesselDoc: If you RT this tweet, and then I RT your RT, could this theoretically go on forever? Wanna try?
— Sat Sep 11 2010 16:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3781: | If you don't set your own boundaries about what you commit to, boundaries will be set for you when those commitments collapse.
— Sat Sep 11 2010 17:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3782: | If there is something you think should be done, then do it. Don't promise, just do. Doing isn't as dangerous as promises.
— Sat Sep 11 2010 17:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3783: | A promise implies you have a perfect understanding of the future. If you are not certain, then don't promise.
— Sat Sep 11 2010 17:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3784: | If you don't take control of your obligations and learn to turn most of them away, they will grow out of control and eat you alive.
— Sun Sep 12 2010 13:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3785: | People are judged by others based on criteria they create themselves.
— Sun Sep 12 2010 17:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3786: | The ultimate test of integrity is, "Are you who you claim to be?"
— Sun Sep 12 2010 17:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3787: | Religion is the ultimate refuge of the narcissist: "God is there for ME."
— Sun Sep 12 2010 17:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3788: | Narcissism: The world exists for me, but none of my mistakes are my own.
— Sun Sep 12 2010 17:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3789: | Got North Dakota on my mind. And in my heart. And in my eyeballs: a horizontal line seared across my retinas.
— Sun Sep 12 2010 19:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3790: | As a driver, the Great Plains have come to grow on me. The roads are flat and straight and once you get in "the Zone" the miles just fly by!
— Sun Sep 12 2010 20:30 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3791: | It is not narcissistic to be concerned with your own image and accomplishments, only to think special rules apply to you.
— Sun Sep 12 2010 20:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3792: | No fool is harmless when he holds a position of power.
— Sun Sep 12 2010 23:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3793: | For every hellhole on earth, there's some poor sap who thinks of it fondly as home.
— Sun Sep 12 2010 23:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3794: | Steer clear of people who get mad at inanimate objects and things that can't be changed because you'll be the next one they blame.
— Mon Sep 13 2010 00:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3795: | On my bucket list: Become the subject of an article in the Lifestyle section of the Minot Daily News.
— Mon Sep 13 2010 01:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3796: | Western North Dakota: the most perfect landscape! The sky is a dome resting on the flat land, filled with more stars than you can imagine.
— Mon Sep 13 2010 02:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3797: | It is foolish to educate teenagers against something, like drugs or drunk driving, because you'll just make them want to try it.
— Mon Sep 13 2010 11:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3798: | To teach them how to binge drink? RT @MailOnline: Children should be given binge drinking classes says Red Cross http://bit.ly/bxK7nG
— Mon Sep 13 2010 11:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3799: | Let's start a riot me and you, 'cuz a riot's overdue. What's to fight for, who's to say? Let's start a riot anyway. (MRT @johnmaine)
— Mon Sep 13 2010 12:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3800: | New video: Boreal Forest in Northern Minnesota: http://youtu.be/7q9Fy7qAEPo
— Mon Sep 13 2010 13:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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